haha this is the tightest shit ive seen
 

Haha, that's great!

Not going anywhere for a while?

http://www.awt.hr/include/images/mas...s/snickers.jpg

Affl*ck - Pound your special lady in the ass while in the backseat of a Volkswagen. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

HAHAHAAH

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hehe thats stupid...
Why would anyone make something like that?

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Anal Sex - "Taking the old Dirt Road", "Butt Fucking", "Pumpin' Starfish", "Packin' her bags", "Churning Butt-Butter", "Drilling for Mud Bunnies"
2) "Hershey Highway", "Road to Athens", "Stirring Lunch" - BeerVampire
3) "Fudge Packin'" - Ed
4) "Balls Deep in the Can" - WilSnipe
5) "Churning the Mud" - Xerxes, Oz
6) "Colon Cowboy" - CPUTEC, Connecticut
7) "Colon Jousting" - Pat Moran, Florida
8) "HRA" ("Hot Rear Action") - Ryan, Michigan
9) "Being Captain Brown Star", "Choco-Taco" - LNJ, California
10) "Butt Slammin'", "Butt Pluggin'" - Chris, Pennsylvania
11) "Vein Train to A-Town" - Mark Flanders, New York
12) "Takin' it up the Rusty Tailpipe" - Beth, Ohio
13) "Upadabaa" - M&M, Clifton Forge Virginia
14) ³Taking the Poo-poo Choo-choo², ³Driving the Buick Shitmaster to Colonville², ³Pounding the Play-doh² - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
15) "Uphill Gardening", "Backshott", "Turd Burgling" - AnthillMob, London
16) "Doin' it Dog" - Wheatley Boys

lol

much like http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/ but shitter. They probably just ripped everything from there.

fucking great, bookmarked :thumbsup

DONKEY PUNCH!!!! , Best thing ever!

Beef Jerky Slurpy - Blowing a load into a constipated ass and then trying to slurp it out with a straw.


some fucking sick shit on there..

good stuff

Skeet skeet skeet! :Graucho

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That went straight to my favorites.

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pretty funny stuff.

loll great

alot of those are new for me - nice find!

nice :1orglaugh

nice link, I saw that sometime ago and lost it. Thanks.

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Sally Dog - 1) The act of cock-slapping a bitch in the face. - Dan, Nebraska
2) You get any course grit of sandpaper preferably 50-100. You proceed to tape it to your palm and start beating your little man like there is no tomorrow. Right when you are about to blow it, pour salt on the bloody mess. This will enhance the orgasm, but it isn't for the weak of heart because the sight of a bloody cock has been known to send men into shock. - Gary TenBrook

instant hit :winkwink:

Eight Seconds - You've got a girl in the dog: right as you get your cock all the way in, you whisper in her ear, "I fucked your sister last night," and try to hold on for 8 seconds. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lolol...Im gonna have to try a few of those...Gonna go make my girl an Angry Dragon

cool stuff!:)

Funny and informative shit!.

Very educational. Some of that shit is really disturbing, do people actually do that?

"Anal Boot - An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock, and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man's ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game."

Haha , great fucking site

I think I'm gonna sit this one out.

Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on a girl. With exquisite aim, you launch your load into her eyeball. You then swiftly kick her in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one-eyed, one-legged "Angry Pirate". - JD, North Carolina

:1orglaugh HAHAHA:1orglaugh