Two of the MOST AWFUL jokes I have ever heard!!!
 

I didn't make these up so don't shoot the fucking messenger!

Awful Joke#1
Q. What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!!!

Awful Joke#2
Q. What's Black and Blue and Hates Sex?

A. A rape victim.

I told you! Those are definetly jokes you don't want to tell in most situations. A friend of mine decided to tell joke#1 on a date. Needless to say, the date ended shortly thereafter. :helpme

If you've heard worse, post them!

dont know if I heard worse, those are pretty awful bro

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Well, they rate high in the "insensitive" stories

Q. What's the worst thing about fucking a 5 year-old?

A. Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

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Thats just sick man :321GFY

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QUESTION
Who was the best Jewish Cook?

ANSWER
Hitler

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wtf i dont even get the 2nd one and the first one is so damn stupid. who made those jokes up

Question: Whats cool and high
Answer: the sky

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Those jokes aren't awful, they're hilarious.

People need to separate humour from reality.

Q.whats the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old in the shower?
A.Slicking there hair back and making them look 5

Q.Whats the best thing about having sex with a 5 year old boy
A.Watching him breakdown on the witness stand


Dont shoot the messenger

Thats just wrong :NopeNope

and talking about fucking little kids isnt? these are all tastless jokes, if you cant handle them dont come in here... my step brother is jewish from his moms site... he is the one who told me that fucking joke.

my step dad got pissed too :1orglaugh

oh and just because you dont like them jew jokes...


QUESTION
Why are Jews noses so big?

ANSWER
because air is free



BUT..spunky, you still the man :thumbsup

funny but sick

Yes tastless.. Some things shouldn't be said or kept to yourself

exactly... thats why i didnt keep that joke to myself :glugglug


sorry if that joke offended you, but comon man, its a joke, make a laugh outta it, i think its the funniest joke out of these all listed, i mean how funny is it talking about fucking 20 8year olds? or slicking an 8yearolds hair back to make him 5? they are terrible tasteless jokes, ment to offend people, which is what makes them funny..


QUESTION
whats the difference between a black and a large pizza?

ANSWER
A large pizza and feed a family of 4



QUESTION
whats the difference between a jew and a pepperoni pizza

ANSWER
pepperoni's dont scream when they are in a oven


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Hey, I don't write em either. I can appreciate the spirit of the truly tasteless though......




Q: How do you make a dead baby float?




A: Put two dead babies in a glass, ice cream, and coke.












Q: What's easier to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead babies?





A: A truckload of dead babes, you can use a pitchfork.

What do you call a jewish gay guy?






































heblew

Q. What's the worst thing about fucking a 5 year-old?

A. When they say they had better.

Sorry, its a bit sick.

Not all that tasteless, but I like this one....



I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

lol

some of those are really sick, some are just fucking funny :1orglaugh

it's kinda funny!

Q What's the worst part of eating bald pussy?








A Putting the diaper back on after...

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HOLY SHIT, thats so wrong.

I heard the only meat the priest could eat on friday was nun.

What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child?




Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?

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lol

poor kid. all he got was that lousy shirt.:(

Try to go near Bush. Maybe he'll give you nice
shorts too!:winkwink:

Heard about the new German Microwave?











It seats six

Q: How do you get a baby out of a blender?

A: Doritos


Q: How do you make a 6 year old cry twice?

A: Rape her and then wipe the blood on her teddy bear.

Next time you're standing around a room, point to a young lady and ask someone if they want to "go halfers on a rape charge".

Makes some sour faces.

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Did you happen to catch the title of the thread on your way in?

Wow, Guys! Those are absolute horrible jokes!!! :helpme

Keep'em coming! :thumbsup

that is funny