I need a quick hangover remedy
 

even the click of my mouse is like a jackhammer

have another?

OMG,,,did i say the dick of my mouse is like a jackhammer????

my hangover cure = go back to sleep.

drink a lot of water too.

Eat some porkchop gristle.

2 aspirins with a large amount of water and back to sleep.

just go back to bed:)

have a freezing cold shower for 4 minutes. it gets the blood pumping and cleans you out.

Make friends with a paramedic.

Ask for a banana bag with an 18 guage and a vitamin B bolus.

Hangover gone in about 10 mins.

take just one shot or drink spicy v8 mixed with beer

put sausages, bacon, mushrooms and tomatoes in a pan, while it's cooking chug back loads of water and take a quick shower, add eggs to pan, eat and drink more water.

3 Aspirin
3 shots of vodka
3 quarts of water

Some greasy breakfast food if you can keep it down.

Next time, try the water before sleep. And a high dose of B1 vitamin.

:rasta