The internet sucks! .COM & .NET domains are under maintance
 

Oracle: I am looking for a domain and it doesn't list any .com or .net domains :(
RegisterXXX Support: I am sorry to inform you that currently .com and .net domain registry is under maintenance so you will not be able to register those domains as well as you also cannot update any settings with those domains so please try again after 24 hours.This will be ended up in 24 hours .I apologize for the inconvenience caused due to this.Thanks.

oh no! teh intraweb is broked!
some1 stole yuor megahurtZ!!1