I take back everything I have said about Scientology, it is awesome and I joined!
 

Scientology is awesome! You know, it's got EVERYTHING! Scientology is <b>my life</b> now. Hubbard is Source and he knew everything there was to know about the universe and the Thetans trying to corrupt our species. Hell, <b>Scientology IS life</b>! Scientology works for me, and Scientology works for EVERYONE if you just give it a try! Why haven't you joined? Because of <b>evil suppressives trying to keep humanity from the light</b>? Join Scientology now! <b>It works</b>!!!

http://www.scientology.org/pics/en_US/indexFlash.swf

http://www.scientology-detroit.org/img/ron_bw.jpg

http://www.purificationpgm.org/img/scientology-book.jpg

http://german.europe.scientology.org/img/home_eu.jpg

http://home.scientologist.org/cjensen/img/lrh.jpg

http://www.clambake.org/archive/books/bfm/oldhubb.jpg

http://www.thecenters.org/images/Cen...cientology.jpg

http://www.bistum-trier.de/sekten/gif/scientol.jpg

Scientology has <b>totally revolutionized my life</b>, why won't you give it a try? If it doesn't work, which is highly unlikely, you won't have to be into it anymore! Why not give it a go? I will set you up with a free starter course and a free personality test in your area if you are strong enough to not listen to the suppressives trying to keep humanity enslaved! Scientology works for everyone! It is perfect!!

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Help me out, Fletch, you are secretively into it! Come out of the closet and help me recruit so I can get this weeks chart up to par! I don't want to get thrown into the RPF for not being efficient enough! :(

if scientologists had an affiliate program, otherwise, see sig

im not recruiting for anyone. ;)

good thread

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Yeah right. lmFao!!! Especially the way 20 of 'em try to corner non members after their so called "services" to brainwash...errr convince you. Headcases should be the proper name. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you and travolta

What is your crime!? <b>What is your crime, Gemini??</b> According to LRH, the Source, giver of The Tech, suppressives are attacking Scientology because Scientology brings truth and openness, and only criminals don't want that!

Who else here are Scientologists? There are thousands of members on GFY, some have to be a part of the wonderful church of Scientology! Come on out, let's rock this joint and get them to join Scientology!

Most of my bosses are scientologists at my day job :(

I refused to sign a contract the other day which basically watered down to "we can make you read scientology literature".

Don't worry, your com-lines can be fixed in no time if you just go to a Scientology minister and tell him that you are a suppressive! For the right amount of money he can free you of all your trauma engrams and misunderstoods and <b>your life will be perfect!</b>

LMAO! You all DO know that Scientology was created by a bet between L Ron Hubbard and Carl Sagan (or was it Asimov, I can't remember right now) whether or not Hubbard could create a religion and actually get an active following - thus the writing of Dianetics. He giggled to the bank and is now giggling in his grave over this farse that became a "reality". :1orglaugh

What are you talking about, suppressive!? I did a write-up on you for OSA, you are going down fucker!