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vegas2003 03-27-2004 04:40 PM

Gw Bush Has A 91 I.q.-read More Here
 
President Bush has the lowest IQ of all Presidents of the past 50 years. A recent report by the Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania detailed its findings of a four month study of the intelligence quotient of President George W. Bush. Since 1973, the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the education community on each new president. According to statements in the report, there have been twelve presidents over the past 50 years, from F.D. Roosevelt, to G.W.Bush who were all rated based on scholarly achievements, writings that they alone produced without aid of staff, their ability to speak with clarity, and several other psychological factors which were then scored in the Swanson/Crain system of intelligence ranking.

The study determined the following IQs. Franklin D. Roosevelt (D) 147-----Harry Truman (D) 132---Dwight D.Eisenhower (R) 122---John F. Kennedy (D) 174---Lyndon B. Johnson (D) 126---Richard M. Nixon (R) 155---Gerald Ford (R)121---James E. Carter (D) 175---Ronald Reagan (R) 105---George HW Bush (R) 98---William J. Clinton (D) 182---George W. Bush (R) 91

President GW Bush's low ratings were due to his apparent difficulty to command the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary ( 6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other presidents), his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA (awarded for academic merit or because of daddies money and position??), and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an intellectual basis. All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had at least one book under their belt, and most had written several white papers during their education or early careers. Bush has no published works or writings. Francoise Ducros the Communication Director for Canadian PM Jean Chrietien office lost her job after famously calling Bush a "Moron" during a NATO meeting held last year in Prague. Apparently the whole of the world must participate in the lauding of the Emperor with no clothes.."Isn't he wonderful-isn't he grand".

Bush's resume as researched by Kelly Kramer

Past Work Experience:

Ran for Congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie Bought an oil company, but couldn't find oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. With daddies help/money/name was elected Governor of Texas Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for the most executions (including the retarded) by any Governor in American history. Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments as president

Attacked and took over two countries Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. Shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. First year in office set the all-time record for most vacation days. Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips In my three years in office over 3 million Americans lost their jobs Cut unemployment benefits more than any other president Set all time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period. Set the record for least amount of press conferences Signed more executive order amending the Constitution than any other president. Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. Set the all time record for most people worldwide to take to the streets against war--shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. Dissolved more international treaties than any president in history. Members of cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in history. First president to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation. Set the all time record for biggest annual budget spending increases. First president to have the United Nations remove US from the human rights commission. Least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration. Withdrew from the World Court of Law Refused inspectors access to prisoners of war--no longer abiding by Geneva Conventions. All time record for most corporate campaign donations Biggest campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay of Enron) In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in US history. With massive unemployment--schools in disarray--no medical plan for citizens--all time homelessness and those using soup kitchen I am spending approximately 5.46 billion per month on war--1.56 billion of this is interest.

Other:

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas record erased and is not available). AWOL from National Guard Refused to take drug test (per National Guard). All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. All minutes of meeting for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or Vice President) attending regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review

Yoshi Tsurumi-Professor states: "At Harvard Business School, thirty years ago, George Bush was a student of mine. I still vividly remember him. In my class, he declared that "people are poor because they are lazy" (he born with a set of sterling in his mouth). He was opposed to labor unions, social security, environmental protection, Medicare, and public schools. To him the antitrust watch dog, the Federal Trade Commission, and the Securities Exchange Commission were unnecessary hindrances to free market competition. In ending the only writings available thus far from President Bush....a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush.

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become the more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!

Happy voting. jm

goBigtime 03-27-2004 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by vegas2003


John F. Kennedy (D) 174
James E. Carter (D) 175
William J. Clinton (D) 182



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I stopped reading right about there.

The Truth Hurts 03-27-2004 04:45 PM

snopes called and said your 3 year old copy and paste is bullshit.

for starters, Lovenstein Institute doesn't exist.

BigFrog 03-27-2004 04:45 PM

that's so old....and i think proven to be false.


even still, president Bush can eat a dick :321GFY

The Truth Hurts 03-27-2004 04:49 PM

too bad this is the exact kind of fabricated crap driving the entire democratic party... at least the WMD bullshit had some basis to it.

montel 03-27-2004 04:50 PM

this is so damn subjective. but carter and clinton are easily the smartest on the list.... clinton can talk intelligently on any topic. i remember he was once given the wrong speech on his tv projector for the first 5 minutes when giving his state of the union address.... he adlibbed flawlessly and nobody noticed. but who says you need to be that smart to be the president.

Lev 03-27-2004 04:50 PM

wow Clinton is one smart mofo and horny too :Graucho

I just wish he could run the 3rd time, that would have been sweet :)

goBigtime 03-27-2004 04:53 PM

Franklin D. Roosevelt (D) 147
Harry Truman (D) 132
John F. Kennedy (D) 174
Lyndon B. Johnson (D) 126
James E. Carter (D) 175
William J. Clinton (D) 182
-------------------------------
Democrat Average: 156


Dwight D.Eisenhower (R) 122
Richard M. Nixon (R) 155
Gerald Ford (R)121
Ronald Reagan (R) 105
George HW Bush (R) 98
George W. Bush (R) 91
------------------------------------
Republican Average: 115




So either there is a big bias here or the GOP likes to have puppets run for them..... or... maybe both?

theking 03-27-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog
that's so old....and i think proven to be false.


even still, president Bush can eat a dick :321GFY

Yet some will believe it and I am surprised that you don't.

goBigtime 03-27-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lev


I just wish he could run the 3rd time, that would have been sweet :)

He could... as Kerrys running mate.

The Truth Hurts 03-27-2004 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Yet some will believe it and I am surprised that you don't.

i think they all automatically believe anything that makes bush look bad.

even after I posted what I did above about it being fake, there were more posts from morons who bought it.

Lev 03-27-2004 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime


He could... as Kerrys running mate.

you mean as a vice president?

goBigtime 03-27-2004 04:56 PM

:BangBang: http://216.17.111.105/gfysig.gif



heh I have to pull out photoshop now :)

doornx 03-27-2004 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
too bad this is the exact kind of fabricated crap driving the entire democratic party... at least the WMD bullshit had some basis to it.
damn you got an ugly sig bro...i was tempted to poke out my own eyes


i prefer seeing a thread full of ars sigs above yours anyday

The Truth Hurts 03-27-2004 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lev


you mean as a vice president?

no.. as his sister.
:1orglaugh

The Truth Hurts 03-27-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx


damn you got an ugly sig bro...i was tempted to poke out my own eyes


i prefer seeing a thread full of ars sigs above yours anyday

fortunately for me, i couldn't give a rats ass what you think.

sextoyking 03-27-2004 04:57 PM

How can he be on a ticket as VP when Legally he can't take over as president in sucession.

2 term limit :)

xxxdesign-net 03-27-2004 04:59 PM

As much as I think Bush is dumb (for a president) .. he must have an IQ well above average... maybe around 125...
William J. Clinton (D) 182 ? Not even sure Eintein had that...

And you cant find out the IQ of someone with grades in school... how many books you've read... or how well you speak in public... Very little to do with intelligence.... :2 cents:

doornx 03-27-2004 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts


fortunately for me, i couldn't give a rats ass what you think.

did you make that up yourself..or did you quote bush for that one

The Truth Hurts 03-27-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx


did you make that up yourself..or did you quote bush for that one

that was pretty weak.

slackologist 03-27-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
As much as I think Bush is dumb (for a president) .. he must have an IQ well above average... maybe around 125...
William J. Clinton (D) 182 ? Not even sure Eintein had that...

And you cant find out the IQ of someone with grades in school... how many books you've read... or how well you speak in public... Very little to do with intelligence.... :2 cents:

91 isn't that bad, it's more than he needs.

Gemini 03-27-2004 05:18 PM

NO one has to try to make Dubya look bad... he does fine one his own! :winkwink:

sacX 03-27-2004 05:43 PM

As much of an idiot i think GWB is, and his IQ is probably lower than average for presidents, that post if totally retarded.


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