"Officer, she's just sitting on my lap!"
 

http://www.sptimes.com/2004/03/26/Pa...fficer_f.shtml

" Blue lights and sirens had appeared behind McConchie at 4:06 a.m. Wednesday near the intersection of Trouble Creek Road, but he drove on for another half mile, the report said.

His explanation?

"Upon stopping his truck," the report said, "he stated he did not pull over because his girlfriend was naked and was sitting on top of him.""

Alright, so which of you have been pulled over while "in the act"? I almost have, but covered up just in time :winkwink:

not pulled over
but when i was like 16...i was parked with my gf and right in the middle this cop knocks on the window..and asks her if she is ok..lol


wtf..lol

Same shit happened to me, only I was 22. The cop was actually really funny about the whole situation saying that someone in the park had called in, and that we should just pull around to the other side where nobody could see us.

That's just what I did.

Never stopped by a cop but I do have a good car sex story. When I was about 17 my girlfriend and I went on a family trip with my mom, dad, and sister to myrtle beach. We left at around 3 in the morning to get a jump on traffic and arrive around the middle of the day. So in the darkness of the van, in the backseat, with my parents up front and my little sister asleep in the middle row, she laid her head in my lap, unzipped my pants, and sucked me off right there on the spot. I kept asking my dad to turn up the radio because I was afraid the slurping would be noticeable. I came, she swallowed, and no one was the wiser.

Definitely a memory to last a lifetime.:thumbsup

So far as you know. Your little sister probably has it on tape......

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Blackmail material for use at a later date...GODDAMN little sisters are evil.

:1orglaugh

I can see my little sister laying it all out on a projection screen in a smoky darkened room with my parents sitting dumbfounded as she pointed out in slow mo the highlights of her blackmail scheme.

"Now here we see the cum as it arcs into veronicas mouth..I'll slow this down so you dont miss it dad....BACK....AND TO THE LEFT...BACK...AND TO THE LEFT....BACK....AND TO THE LEFT.

If you have no further questions we will move onto negotiations for his punishment."

Wow same here. They checked us both for ID and shit. Fuckers.

Umm...who wants their parents present during a blowjob? If it had been some random friends driving, maybe.

That's what I was thinking, and little sister to? Creepy

hehe when your 17, you'll take what you can get..:Graucho

that articles was great!!! btw, if i didn't tell you before Elli, it was great meeting you in Las Vegas in Jan.

One time I was driving with my girlfriend of the time, and she goes down on me while I'm driving. We stop at some lights, she's still slurping away, and this busload of Japanese tourists pulls up right next to us. They're all staring down at us as her head's bobbing up and down. I blow in her mouth and tap her on the shoulder and she looks up at them all staring down at her, with this big line of cum and drool coming out of the corner of her mouth. You should have seen the look on her face, classic.

I would die if I got caught doing it:(

aw hey thanks swoop! It was cool to meet you too, and the whole 12clicks crew :) I'm already looking forward to next year's Internext!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/me/03-2...2020-19-23.gif

ahhh, there's the sexy smile i've missed since Jan. :Graucho

bump for Elli :)

bump for the sexy Elli

That's enough swoop. Let it die :) Thank you, though :)

Elli... got a question for you.

If I sent you a tshirt or tank top, would you shoot an exclusive photoset in it so I can use it to promote your site on a site featuring amateur Canadians?

Of course I would! I've done it before and I can do it again! :) Make it a sexy tank top, though :)

Guess it would help if I said something like "email me :) elli at elli-nude dot com or ICQ me at 8526983" :)

Rock on :)

The site isn't completed yet and the tops haven't been printed.
I've been getting in touch with the models before hand to make sure they're interested before I go through with it.

The tank tops will feature one of these two logos:
http://www.naughtycanadians.ca/nc1.jpg
http://www.naughtycanadians.ca/nc2.jpg

I'll get in touch with ya as soon as everything is complete :thumbsup

Thanks!

Once met a girl in a club in London and we hit it off very well. :)

A few hours later we went for a ride in her car and started making out. Two policeman tapped on the window asking us to get out. We had chosen a place used by local street whores to have our fun.

The only thing that save us was it being her car, they could not work out how a street girl could pick up a john. but they were not totally convinced. Nearly spent the night in goal. Not funny.

Sweet! I like the first logo better for a tshirt, if it matters :)

Yes, pleae let me know when you're ready to get things under way!

Just give 'er!:thumbsup