MrIzzz |
03-26-2004 05:16 PM |
juicy "the bulldog" was once a bartender in his youth at a very snazzy place called naples25 out here in ny.
sooooooooo 1 night juicy was tending bar and it was real busy. hes doing his job, pouring drinks, mixing spirits, and swooning guidettes, when all of the sudden the manager comes over and starts getting on his case.
"why are you always talking to the beautiful ladies and making their drinks better? you have to take care of all of the customers the same."
and juicy was calm for a minute, but then the manager wouldnt let up and he keeps nagging juicy.
all of the sudden, juicy flips out!
"yo, fucknut. you can take this job and stick it up your ass next to that gerbil youve been keeping warm!"
the manager was stunned, and juicy pulled off his apron. wrote his number down on a napkin, gave it to this 1 chick at the bar. smiles at her and walks away.
then the manager stood there speechless as juicy walked. juicy gets to the front door and slams it open. the door hits the wall and it shatters to pieces!
and the juice walks off into the night like some crazy cowboy, leaving me to finish his shift
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