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I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.
Has anyone heard that song yet???
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yes - Jay Z
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Um, actually it is Trick Daddy. :thumbsup
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sounds like a david allan coe song
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Hey Mr Izzzz
Juicy tells me you got a bike ,,,what do you have?? I got a 2002 CBR 600 I'm puting it on the road this weekend,,,I can't wait to go down to Jones Beach and criuse to Captree |
its JAY Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jayz/99problems.html JAY-Z LYRICS "99 Problems" If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [Verse One] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in your zapitos You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward Got beef with radio if i don't play they show They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers I don't know what you take me as or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Verse Two] The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law I got two choices yall pull over the car or Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case So i...pull over to the side of the road And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?" Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo? "Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four" "Liscense and regestration and step out of the car" "Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit "Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?" "Or somebody important or somethin?" Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus X2] [Verse Three] Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain And there i go traped in the kit kat again Back through the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the floor scratchin again Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African All because ths fool was horrasin them Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus X3] You're crazy for this one Rick It's your boy |
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Right on. Is it a new Jay-Z CD? Because the Trick Daddy CD I have is about 3-4 years old and has the song as well. |
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nice how do you like that bike? i have a suzuki sv650s with a bit of work to it. i've outgrown the bike, plus i was always to big for it so now i'm actually looking into some other ones now. i definitely need a bigger bike. yo, every weekend when its hot i hit jones too. mostly field 4 with all of the hungover clubbers the next day |
I know Jay-Z has taken a lot of other people's songs (probably this one too) and made some of his own. Personally I don't care too much if he does, but he should have left 2Pacs song "Me & My Girlfriend" alone man. :2 cents:
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So abyss_al, on this one.....we were both right.
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It's good to see Rick Rubin get in the game again. His production skills on that Jay-Z track are sick. :thumbsup
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Ice Motherfuckin' T
[Ice T] Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me Why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house [Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigga [Ice T] Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems Always nigga has his girl problem Marq [Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em [Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it... [Ice-T] I got a ho from the east Got a ho from the west Got a ho that likes to jack it off And rubb it in her chest I got a ho from the north A ho from the south A ho that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair A bitch with none A bitch with a knife A bitch with a gun A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set And there is a bitch over there Hey the one I am gonna get But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to event I sell my sister though, word. I sell the whole damn herd I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve I got a bitch with a mic Who like perfector link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits A bitch with ass A bitch with none But hey I give her the best But I love em all I love em crazily And they love me back thats why they stay with me So if you have a girl problem I'll be there for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit it No a bitch ain't one [Ice-T] I got a bitch thats old A bitch who is new A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who is fat A bitch who is built A bitch that all her titties give up her milk I got a bitch who is funny A bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing A bitch who can't A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure) I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins Long ends I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb But she is the most fun I got a bitch who play piano A bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked A bitch who won't A bitch who's short A bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls And I love em all I love em crazily And they love me back thats why they stay with me So if you have a girl problem I'll be there for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit me [Ice-T] Yo Marquis you from Miami man, Why won't you show those motherfuckers all the over the world That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated Motherfucker a nigga like you [Brother Marquis] I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one I am going not to threat any hos Cause I don't need none of em Push them to temptation Ditch to persuasion All the hos suck cock Nigga how you play em Thats why I don't sleep with em I just freak on em Gig the dick in their mouth Take it out And I sky on them That nigga that white nighter The bitch exciter I only love my hos when I go up inside em Problem number one is gettin money I rather take the green than sit the honey So don't expect none Cause I ain't offering And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening Cause I never never softening Pulling demands on em Fuckin em and scream on them The wham bamb thank you mam The game is ran on em So fuck how you feel You are fuckin cheap thrill I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill Getting pussy is just another expense Your pussy pays the bills The dick pays the rent I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one [Ice-T] Ha! You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man ? A bitch ain't one Ah shit Let me tell you how to do that shit [Ice-T & (Marquis)] (I got a bitch that loves to gink) She'll fuck you After she fucks me (I got a bitch who loves both) I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast A bitch that's slow (A bitch that is a virgin And a bitch that is a hoe) A bitch that lies (A bitch that trues) A bitch who is a man Because they are bitches too I got a bitch that is cool (A bitch that is hut) A bitch who loves rap A bitch who loves rock A bitch who is lost And one who know what is that She gets right in front of me And posses like a cat [Brother Marquis] I got a bitch that runs I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch that yells I got a bitch who talk [Ice-T] I got a bitch that is dirty Got a bitch that is neat I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me And I love em all I love em crazily And they love me back thats why they stay with me So if you have a girl problem I'll be there for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit me [Ice-T] No a bitch ain't one [Marquis] Ah, you know a bitch ain't one Outro: [Ice-T] You know what I am saying I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a bitch ain't one [Brother Marquis] Maybe got yourself nothing man Fucking Ragging Spanking Assholes nigga [Ice-T] A bitch ain't one I got a problems stay out here on the streets With the police tryin to take them out You know But a bitch ain't one Got problems motherfuckers Buying my records But a bitch ain't one [Brother Marquis] Fuck em all Fuck em motherfucker [Ice-T] You know what I am saying A bitch ain't one Got problems man [Brother Marquis] All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass |
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many - if someone else sang it - its probably cuz he wrote it same goes for KRS ONE - he writes for alot of the major rappers |
Rapers don't sing their songs.. they rap. :1orglaugh
On a side not, yes I've heard the song... Great track. :thumbsup |
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the grey album. some songs are awesome.
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I bought it new and have made 0 mods to it,,,it still has the original tail pipe,,LOL It's missing the low end torque,,,so no whellies with this one,,,but it's pretty sweet when it hits the powerband with the throttle wide open. I have a 2 year old daughter and it's been tough to get out on the thing,,,my wife is having our 2nd child in may,,,so we are taking the whole summer off. I'm actually thinking about getting the new honda CBR1000RR http://powersports.honda.com/images/...00RR_Black.jpg http://powersports.honda.com/motorcycles/sport/model.asp?ModelName=CBR1000RR&ModelYear=2004&Model Id=CBR1000RR4 I love the way the tail pipe is tucked under the seat. I can buy this one in cash thanks to Paris Hilton:thumbsup |
50 ways to leave your lover?
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like i said
ice-t, jay-z, 2 live crew. Don't give credit to Jay-Z for this. It goes waayyy back. I fuckin HATE jay-z. Ugh. |
sorry the gfy monster just ate my real reply:1orglaugh
that cbr100rr is great:thumbsup i'm leaning towards a busa this summer though |
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I'm gonna let the wife have the 600,,that was my plan all along. I also have an old 250 ninja that she has been practicing on. That 250 ninja cracks me up,,,it can't even get out of it's own way,,,but my friend gave it to me 7 years ago,,so who am i to complain. |
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