Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz broke up...
 

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/a...px?news=153739

Well, I first found out about it when Penelope called me up wanting to get a ride in my Ferarri. Too bad I sold it :(.
I'll just go pick her up in my Lambo.

yay who cares:glugglug

finally! now maybe i can get a piece of that!

get some ass!

I dont think Tom is ready for a new lover yet.

Is Tom your type?

The Gods must have told Tom that Penelope was poison, too. Bummer.

BAHAHAH!!! :1orglaugh

Ahhh sad she got sick of midget porn...

Tom is who I was talking about. I'm female fellas. Nice try tho!

drat! my ballbusting has been foiled again!

hehe, sorry!

they broke up a long time ago ! :Graucho

my ferrari wouldnt start last night, had to send it in for service on the back of a truck this morning :(

Yummy. :)

http://www.tvfamosas.com/cine/penelo...e_cruz_004.jpg

http://www.tccandler.com/penelope_cruz_face.jpg

http://www.tccandler.com/penelope_fishnet.jpg

http://starophileimages.free.fr/reto...e_cruz_001.JPG

damn ,look at the pic of them together,she must be short cuz hes towering over her and hes only like 5'3. right?

I think he's more like 5' 7", i could be wrong though.

penelope is a hot piece of ass :Graucho

Tom's too busy meat gazing to notice how hot she is.

meat gazing?

I think they broke up cuz both of them were on the opposite side of the world fimling almost there entire relationship.

They both look good, but I do not think they looked good together. They just didn't match for some reason.

they had so much in common, though
they both LOVE the cock

5'3"...um no... he's short but NOT that short :)

5 4

Tom's not all that anyway...

Penelope aint all that either :winkwink:

she is ugly.. you guys see Gothica...? Yuck... I would still bang her... but...

there were heaps of rumours about tom when he was here shooting in sydney. i dont know if they are true, but he has sued all the magazines that have claimed he is gay.

some good things never lasts......

who gives a shit it's just like a normal breakup.

umm i though they broke up a long time ago. anyways who cares. they both will find someone else

wtf is wrong with Tom? i'll bet someday he'll get his karma.

i dont give a shit about celeb couples.

although tommy and pam's was pretty entertaining :thumbsup