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Need script right fucking now

I need a piece of j.a.v.a.s.c.r.p.t to print out a date in following format

Dayofweek, Month DayNumer, Year

Anyoen got a fucker capable of this noise?

You want it to make noise?:arcadefre

i'll do it 2nite..

aim : kalexa2
icq : 149241543

Quote:

Originally posted by PiksalDesign
me

270183939

Somewhere in your body

PHP Code:


		
			
 <hahahahahahahaha



/*

Live Date Script- 

? Dynamic Drive ([url]www.dynamicdrive.com[/url])

For full source code, installation instructions, 100's more DHTML scripts, and Terms Of Use,

visit [url]http://www.dynamicdrive.com[/url]

*/





var dayarray=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday")

var montharray=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December")



function getthedate(){

var mydate=new Date()

var year=mydate.getYear()

if (year < 1000)

year+=1900

var day=mydate.getDay()

var month=mydate.getMonth()

var daym=mydate.getDate()

if (daym<10)

daym="0"+daym

var hours=mydate.getHours()

var minutes=mydate.getMinutes()

var seconds=mydate.getSeconds()

var dn="AM"

if (hours>=12)

dn="PM"

if (hours>12){

hours=hours-12

}

if (hourshahahaha0)

hours=12

if (minutes<=9)

minutes="0"+minutes

if (seconds<=9)

seconds="0"+seconds

//change font size here

var cdate="<small><font color='000000' face='Arial'><b>"+dayarray[day]+", "+montharray[month]+" "+daym+", "+year+" </b></font></small>"

if (hahahahahahahahahahaall)

hahahahahahahahahahaall.clock.innerHTML=cdate

else if (hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById)

hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById("clock").innerHTML=cdate

else

hahahahahahahahahahawrite(cdate)

}

if (!hahahahahahahahahahaall&&!hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById)

getthedate()

function goforit(){

if (hahahahahahahahahahaall||hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById)

setInterval("getthedate()",1000)

}



</hahahahahahahaha

Your bodytag

PHP Code:


		
			
 hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha"goforit()">

Where you want the date

PHP Code:


		
			
<span id="clock"></span>

FUCK IT

var d=new Date();
var weekdays=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thu rsday","Friday","Saturday");
var monthnames=new Array("January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June", "July", "August", "October", "November", "December");

d ocument.w rite(weekdays[d.getDay()] + ", " + monthnames[d.getMonth()] + " " + d.getDay() + ". " + d.getFullYear() );
d ocument.w rite(" also. I'm gay");

sorry something went wrong with the code for the body tag, should be:
< b_o_d_y o_n_L_o_a_d="goforit()">

remove underscores

Quote:

Originally posted by PMdave
Somewhere in your body

PHP Code:

<hahahahahahahaha /* Live Date Script- ? Dynamic Drive ([url]www.dynamicdrive.com[/url]) For full source code, installation instructions, 100's more DHTML scripts, and Terms Of Use, visit [url]http://www.dynamicdrive.com[/url] */ var dayarray=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday") var montharray=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December") function getthedate(){ var mydate=new Date() var year=mydate.getYear() if (year < 1000) year+=1900 var day=mydate.getDay() var month=mydate.getMonth() var daym=mydate.getDate() if (daym<10) daym="0"+daym var hours=mydate.getHours() var minutes=mydate.getMinutes() var seconds=mydate.getSeconds() var dn="AM" if (hours>=12) dn="PM" if (hours>12){ hours=hours-12 } if (hourshahahaha0) hours=12 if (minutes<=9) minutes="0"+minutes if (seconds<=9) seconds="0"+seconds //change font size here var cdate=""+dayarray[day]+", "+montharray[month]+" "+daym+", "+year+" " if (hahahahahahahahahahaall) hahahahahahahahahahaall.clock.innerHTML=cdate else if (hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById("clock").innerHTML=cdate else hahahahahahahahahahawrite(cdate) } if (!hahahahahahahahahahaall&&!hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) getthedate() function goforit(){ if (hahahahahahahahahahaall||hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) setInterval("getthedate()",1000) } </hahahahahahahaha

[/PHP]

HAHAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How rude.... But it worked :Graucho

 damn <javascript>

http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex6/clock3.htm

just search for "+hours+":"+minutes+":"+seconds+" "+dn
+" and delete it :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally posted by nastyking

HAHAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

don't see what's funny about trying to help out another webmaster...

Awesome, thank you guys :)

Quote:

Originally posted by PMdave

don't see what's funny about trying to help out another webmaster...

he's laughing about the 'hahahaha' that is placed all over the java code. Got a link to this in a text file?

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx

he's laughing about the 'hahahaha' that is placed all over the java code. Got a link to this in a text file?

n/m got it

Quote:

Originally posted by PMdave
http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex6/clock3.htm

just search for "+hours+":"+minutes+":"+seconds+" "+dn
+" and delete it :winkwink:

if I remove the following part it generates errors
"+dn
+"

Quote:

Originally posted by sake
google dot com

You must be the forum comedian

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx

if I remove the following part it generates errors
"+dn
+"

http://www.pornmailers.com/date.html

let me know when you're done so I can remove it (don't want to much junk on a server ;)

I used that on an epic mail page.

"OFFER FOR FREE PAYSITE ACCESS WITHOUT CREDIT CARD EXPIRES <INSERTTOMRROW>"

Quote:

Originally posted by PMdave

http://www.pornmailers.com/date.html

let me know when you're done so I can remove it (don't want to much junk on a server ;)

ah I see where I messed it. I just blanked out the AM PM values anyways. I saved that page localy, you can delete it now. thanks.

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