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psyko514 03-25-2004 02:01 AM

ARS Payouts...
 
How do they work? Is there a delay once the pay period is over before the checks are sent?

Your Worst Nightmare 03-25-2004 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
How do they work? Is there a delay once the pay period is over before the checks are sent?
They stagger them . Revenue made on the odd days of the month are sent out the first full moon after a month with more than 2 vowels in them. If its on even days they wait until the flamingo's migrate to jamaica to eat the prized madagascar one legged sea turtles.

Dont worry you will get paid.. Its just a matter of waiting..



P.S. they dont pay for days ending in the letter "y" " its deep in the tos written in invisible ink "











































:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

psyko514 03-25-2004 02:10 AM

Dude, that was beyond hilarity!
You've put tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

Golden!
















































Idiot.

4Pics 03-25-2004 02:23 AM

i think its wednesdays now?

sucks cause I liked being paid on mondays.

Jimbo 03-25-2004 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by 4Pics
i think its wednesdays now?

sucks cause I liked being paid on mondays.

So did I!!!!!!!!!

and paypal, god I'm gonna miss em!

johnbosh 03-25-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Your Worst Nightmare


They stagger them . Revenue made on the odd days of the month are sent out the first full moon after a month with more than 2 vowels in them. If its on even days they wait until the flamingo's migrate to jamaica to eat the prized madagascar one legged sea turtles.

Dont worry you will get paid.. Its just a matter of waiting..



P.S. they dont pay for days ending in the letter "y" " its deep in the tos written in invisible ink "











































:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol

woj 03-25-2004 02:34 AM

Direct deposits are sent thursday or fridays I believe...

Ambergirl 03-25-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Your Worst Nightmare

They stagger them . Revenue made on the odd days of the month are sent out the first full moon after a month with more than 2 vowels in them. If its on even days they wait until the flamingo's migrate to jamaica to eat the prized madagascar one legged sea turtles.

Dont worry you will get paid.. Its just a matter of waiting..

P.S. they dont pay for days ending in the letter "y" " its deep in the tos written in invisible ink "

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL - that's hilarious! :)

But a little more specifically, ARS payouts are exactly as follows:

Payments are sent out on Wednesdays for everyone.

The pay period ends on Sunday evening, and then the upcoming Wednesday (3 days later) the payments are sent as long as minimum payout level is met. (fyi: the minimum for standard checks, direct deposits and epass is $10. Wires minimum for domestic is $500, and international is $1000).

Hope this is helpful. :)

Manowar 03-25-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Your Worst Nightmare


They stagger them . Revenue made on the odd days of the month are sent out the first full moon after a month with more than 2 vowels in them. If its on even days they wait until the flamingo's migrate to jamaica to eat the prized madagascar one legged sea turtles.

Dont worry you will get paid.. Its just a matter of waiting..

P.S. they dont pay for days ending in the letter "y" " its deep in the tos written in invisible ink "


and i wondered why everyone was complaining about the changes :1orglaugh

Bigfuck 03-25-2004 11:39 AM

Got my payment :thumbsup
ARS is good as always:winkwink:

axelcat 03-25-2004 11:41 AM

Its processed after a certain amount of days from which the payperiod ends


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