Ambergirl |
03-25-2004 11:32 AM |
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Originally posted by Your Worst Nightmare
They stagger them . Revenue made on the odd days of the month are sent out the first full moon after a month with more than 2 vowels in them. If its on even days they wait until the flamingo's migrate to jamaica to eat the prized madagascar one legged sea turtles.
Dont worry you will get paid.. Its just a matter of waiting..
P.S. they dont pay for days ending in the letter "y" " its deep in the tos written in invisible ink "
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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LOL - that's hilarious! :)
But a little more specifically, ARS payouts are exactly as follows:
Payments are sent out on Wednesdays for everyone.
The pay period ends on Sunday evening, and then the upcoming Wednesday (3 days later) the payments are sent as long as minimum payout level is met. (fyi: the minimum for standard checks, direct deposits and epass is $10. Wires minimum for domestic is $500, and international is $1000).
Hope this is helpful. :)
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