Tough decision... What should I do?
 

Tough decision... What should I do? I was sitting here posting on a few boards and I came across a lonley potato chip. It's just sitting there. Should I eat it? It's not dirty. Nothing looks wrong with it. It was on my desk. Not the floor.

This is a tough one.. What should I do?

get a life?

I sense hostility coming from you.

oh sorry, I must be hanging around here too much.. really, I'm sorry ;)

mark one side with a H(heads) and the other with T(tails), choose a side and flip for it

So what should I do?

Now that's something to think about, if it got to that point maybe you should leave your house for a bit, go out take a walk :1orglaugh

























And dont forget your potato chip.

How old could it possibly be? When was the last bag of chips in the area. Also...what kind of chip?

Put your hands down your pants, rub your balls, and then lick your hand......

About the same as eating that old potato chip.. you never know whats down there... lol

I'll trade you for a cheese puff, it got stuck behind my monitor for just a couple of days, it's still good though :)

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I think its a bbq chip... I dunno when was the last time I had chips...

Be more creative when trying to boost your post count?

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That's a tough call :winkwink:

Donate it to a needy family in Ethopia :winkwink:

Leave that poor defenseless chip alone! How would YOU like it if you were just sitting there minding your own business and some giant fucker came along and chewed your ass to dust??

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I'm calling PETC on you fucker!!

lolexisuso

Eat it.

lol...i was just put in the same situation with an M&M. only i didnt have to contemplate as much as you - I scarfed it up

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CD lets go to Headless's place and taunt him with a twinkie... get his mind off the chip

HAHAHAHA You bastards rock! I needed a good laugh!

Just eat it! :thumbsup

That alters the entire discussion! What if it was a plain potato chip and it looks like BBQ cause it's got all weird shit all over it? Now what do you do, Headless? :Graucho

I dunno bro this is a tough one... I licked it and it tastes ok...

If you licked it, that counts as half-eaten.

Perhaps you should consider the Zen implications - what if you ate it and nobody heard?

What if you ate it and nobody cared?

What if you ate it and it pushes your waist-line out just one more inch and you had to go and buy a whole new wardrobe?

Free yourself of all these worriesome questions and eat the bloody thing now so that the rest of us can get back to work!

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What if that's not a real potato chip, but the apeparance of a potato chip existing on another plane of existance?

What if you stopped believing in the potato chip, would it still exist?

If you thought the potato chip was actually a radish, would it end up tasting like the radish you believed it to be? Or like the potato chip that it really is?

leave it on the floor in a corner and see what it collects.

ROFLMAO

I bow before a greater mind :)

hehe Stranger mind, maybe, not greater, Steve. :)

Go and indulge in that bag of potato chips.

Apply the 10 second rule...

chips have feelings too :2 cents:

put it in a cage with some newspaper at the bottom, and name it nappy :)

Go fuck yourself is the only option! :D

Drav and the other steve... thanks for ruining my thread ya bastards! All I wanted to know was whether or not I should eat this chip.

make more money, so you can afford more chips. if you can afford chips now......... then eat new chips. and hire a maid. not good to have food laying around. cause like, mice, and ants, and stuff like that will eat em.

Headless has a dog. Nothing goes to waste and nothing on the floor stays there more than a minute.:1orglaugh

:thumbsup was that your AZN advice?

put it on the floor in the middle of a fire, dance around it with a tomahawk and burn it for a sacrifice... i think that's the best thing you could do right now (don't put up a fire on the carpet)

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Just eat the thing :)

or what you can actually do is bring it to the beach, under a full moon, draw a salt pentagram on the sand, scatter virgins all around and fuck the damn chip while mumbling dark chants...

I say eat it, then search the floor for other chips that might have fallen. It could be that there's more of it.

Here, give me that god damned chip.....



*CRUNCH*






*gulp*




There, done.




Hey, did you say earlier you licked it?? :throwup

No I said my dog licked it... ;)

Well, good. At least you didn't wipe your ass with it.

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My dog licks his ass, does that count?

The phrase "all that and a bag of chips" will hold a very different meaning for me from now on.

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