Masturbate for peace
 

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The Power of Masturbation

Masturbate for Peace Endorses Ralph Nader

There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

As we begin with this act of self-love, we encourage others to do the same, to take pleasure in life and to share masturbation's positive energy with a world in need.



Joining the Movement

Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful petitions on this site. This is an international movement for peace. So far we have received over 17,000 petitions from 91 countries and all 50 of the United States.

OK, world peace is at hand ( no pun intended ) , I'll see to it myself :thumbsup

Just sign-up for it, see ya there rictor:(

This is very true, because if everyone spent their time masturbating, not only would we all be rich :Graucho but who would have time to launch missiles? :winkwink:

good point there :winkwink:

That's completely ridiculous.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lucky i can type one handed :thumbsup :thumbsup

Liberalism is a mental disorder

Masturbation is an act of self-lust. We should give love a deeper meaning than just glorifying ourselves down there. Go for peace, we can do something better than masturbating!