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What's Your Business Sign?
1) MARKETING
You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having
to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing,
which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least
compatible with Sales.

2) SALES
Laziest of all signs. Often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You
are also self centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you
to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can
"concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game
throughout your life.

3) TECHNOLOGY
Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are, instead, content
to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even
YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is
written that the Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

4) ENGINEERING
One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that
ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can be happy
with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergo dynamic" gadgets.
However, we all know what is really causing your"carpal tunnel syndrome."

5) ACCOUNTING
The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from
office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization;
combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors
concerning you say that you are completely insane.

6) HUMAN RESOURCES
Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be
the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person
that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today
because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail
a letter.

7) MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT
Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at
your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision
you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule
for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in
your social circle is a "Middle Manager."

8) SENIOR MANAGEMENT
See above - (Same sign, different title)

9) CUSTOMER SERVICE
Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own
life. As children, very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle
for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service."
Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your
manager.

10) CONSULTANT
Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your
utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are
in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other
organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these
career opportunities without ever taking direct action.

11) RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER"
As a "person" that profits from the success of others, you are disdained by
most people who actually work for a living. Paid on commission and
susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond
directly with fluctuations in the stock market.

12) PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO
You are either brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex
systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.