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x-vision 03-23-2004 12:52 PM

5-year-old sprinkled marijuana on school lasagna
 
MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- A 5-year-old boy took a bag of marijuana to school and was sprinkling it over a friend's lasagna like oregano when a monitor intervened, police said.

The lasagna was confiscated before the other boy had a chance to eat it Monday in the cafeteria at Gratigny Elementary School.

Police said it was unclear whether the kindergartner even knew what he was carrying, although he tried to hide the bag when the monitor approached.

The boy "may have said it was oregano," said Mayco Villafana, spokesman for Miami-Dade County Public Schools.

Police and child welfare authorities were investigating the boy's family. "The focus is on the child's environment and what issues could have led to a child having a bag of marijuana in school," Villafana said. Police also were looking into whether an older friend may have asked the boy to hold the bag.

Also on Monday, authorities in Indianapolis said a 4-year-old boy took crack cocaine that police said was worth up to $10,000 to his preschool class and showed it to classmates, saying it was flour.

Teachers realized it was cocaine and called authorities.

"This could have killed these kids," said police Sgt. Roger Tuchek.

Indianapolis police said Tuesday they were still seeking the boy's parents, Kenneth Lee Green, 24, and Andrea D. Jackson, 23. Jackson was wanted on a warrant for failing to appear in court, court records showed. Green had been convicted of carrying an unlicensed firearm, resisting law enforcement and marijuana possession.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/....ap/index.html

eroswebmaster 03-23-2004 12:54 PM

:1orglaugh kids are going fucking crazeee

dunefield 03-23-2004 12:56 PM

that has to be the coolest thing to bring to show and tell...

hi everyone i got a pound of coke...

=^..^= 03-23-2004 12:57 PM

WTF? :helpme

x-vision 03-23-2004 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dunefield
that has to be the coolest thing to bring to show and tell...

hi everyone i got a pound of coke...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Poo-Chee 03-23-2004 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dunefield
that has to be the coolest thing to bring to show and tell...

hi everyone i got a pound of coke...

:1orglaugh

Donny 03-23-2004 01:02 PM

This angers me more than I can express! How in the world could a parent let a 5 year old get ahold of marijuana, or a 4 year old get ahold of cocaine?

I hate trash. That's what these parents are...

Halcyon 03-23-2004 01:04 PM

My understanding is that THC requires heat to be released.
Eating raw weed wouldn't intoxicate anyone...just embarass their folks.

MetaMan 03-23-2004 01:06 PM

haha i just saw this on CNN. the parents seem to be long gone, " Hey Johnny u wanna trade your Michael Jordan rookie card for an 8-ball? "

:1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 03-23-2004 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
This angers me more than I can express! How in the world could a parent let a 5 year old get ahold of marijuana, or a 4 year old get ahold of cocaine?

I hate trash. That's what these parents are...

Happens more often than CNN reports with kids and alcohol.

How many kids you think get ahold of alcohol vs how many actually get ahold of drugs?

Id be willing to [place my money on the alcohol side.

personally, I think having daddy's beer next to the milk in the fridge is more neglecting. Since its happening right now in houses on every block across america.

just my opinion though, both are wrong.

axelcat 03-23-2004 01:10 PM

They are out of control

-=HOAX=- 03-23-2004 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
My understanding is that THC requires heat to be released.
Eating raw weed wouldn't intoxicate anyone...just embarass their folks.

Just to clarify....that's false. You can eat weed and get high. It takes much longer due to the rate of absorbtion in the stomach, and much of the viable substance would be destroyed but stomach acids, but you will get high. Hence pot brownies.

But it can be a real waste of weeeeed maaaaaannnn....

Donny 03-23-2004 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Happens more often than CNN reports with kids and alcohol.

How many kids you think get ahold of alcohol vs how many actually get ahold of drugs?

Id be willing to [place my money on the alcohol side.

personally, I think having daddy's beer next to the milk in the fridge is more neglecting. Since its happening right now in houses on every block across america.

just my opinion though, both are wrong.

Damn good point. Now I have to figure out where to put my beer. :(

Fletch XXX 03-23-2004 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


Damn good point. Now I have to figure out where to put my beer. :(

hahah

:thumbsup

budz 03-23-2004 01:15 PM

I'll just try to keep my kids home from now on, sorry guys..

Manowar 03-23-2004 01:15 PM

Stoners are starting younger and younger now days :stoned

Jimbo 03-23-2004 01:16 PM

cheap ass weed probably to look like oregano :1orglaugh

Fu-Q 03-23-2004 01:19 PM

mmmmm.... i could really go for that kind of lasagna

Vanilla DeVille 03-23-2004 01:20 PM

Damn, that is really fucked up!

Fletch XXX 03-23-2004 01:24 PM

whats funny about this is, most likely NOTHING would have even happend unless they ate bags of it.

amazing.

people love to give kids sugar by the pound, soda all day, and potato chips, but a little green grass is gonna KILL THEM.

watch out giving your kids Spearmint its gonna make them acky like catnip.

Folks, the herbs would have done less damage than the CHEESE on the lsagana will do to their heart.

:1orglaugh

TheSenator 03-23-2004 01:27 PM

I did that before in high school but not that young ...

C-Bass 03-23-2004 01:31 PM

fuck, by the time i have kids i'm gonna have them to buy them gats for em to be safe

myjah 03-23-2004 01:33 PM

hmmm...im just sitting here wondering why any kid would want to take a bag of flour to show and tell. there's nothing really impressive about a bag of flour

Tera 03-23-2004 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
hmmm...im just sitting here wondering why any kid would want to take a bag of flour to show and tell. there's nothing really impressive about a bag of flour
I was thinking the exact same thing, unless the kid has seen what his parents do with it, and want to show kids this flour that his parents smoke?? or snort??

Wierd either way

On-top 03-23-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
whats funny about this is, most likely NOTHING would have even happend unless they ate bags of it.

amazing.

people love to give kids sugar by the pound, soda all day, and potato chips, but a little green grass is gonna KILL THEM.

watch out giving your kids Spearmint its gonna make them acky like catnip.

Folks, the herbs would have done less damage than the CHEESE on the lsagana will do to their heart.

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

420 03-23-2004 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tera


I was thinking the exact same thing, unless the kid has seen what his parents do with it, and want to show kids this flour that his parents smoke?? or snort??

Wierd either way

the kid was selling it to teachers for his parents

he used the flour story so he wouldn't get in trouble

uvort 03-23-2004 02:05 PM

thats pretty fucked up :ugone2far

Head 03-23-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vanilla
Damn, that is really fucked up!
Yup

Head 03-23-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Folks, the herbs would have done less damage than the CHEESE on the lsagana will do to their heart.

:1orglaugh

I agree with you if it was just herb but it was blow wasn't it?
That would have killed them.

Fletch XXX 03-23-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head

I agree with you if it was just herb but it was blow wasn't it?
That would have killed them.

Im not talking about "blow"

the thread is about a kid bring weed to school.

im talking about "herbs" i think i made THAT clear ;)

Halcyon 03-23-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-


Just to clarify....that's false. You can eat weed and get high. It takes much longer due to the rate of absorbtion in the stomach, and much of the viable substance would be destroyed but stomach acids, but you will get high. Hence pot brownies.

But it can be a real waste of weeeeed maaaaaannnn....

Actually, pot brownies work because the THC is released at some point through the heating process, usually in oil or butter - which then traps the thc. So you body can actually absorb much more of the active ingredient by ingesting than if you were inhaling and exhaling.

If anyone is sprinkling pot on top of brownies to get high, let me know and I'll give you a better recipe. ;)

But you may be right about ingesting in high enough quantities. I'm not an expert...just well read.

kush 03-23-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
My understanding is that THC requires heat to be released.
Eating raw weed wouldn't intoxicate anyone...just embarass their folks.

edit.

Alex Xe 03-23-2004 02:54 PM

:1orglaugh

Rictor 03-23-2004 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by x-vision

Also on Monday, authorities in Indianapolis said a 4-year-old boy took crack cocaine that police said was worth up to $10,000 to his preschool class and showed it to classmates, saying it was flour.

Teachers realized it was cocaine and called authorities.

"This could have killed these kids," said police Sgt. Roger Tuchek.

Indianapolis police said Tuesday they were still seeking the boy's parents, Kenneth Lee Green, 24, and Andrea D. Jackson, 23. Jackson was wanted on a warrant for failing to appear in court, court records showed. Green had been convicted of carrying an unlicensed firearm, resisting law enforcement and marijuana possession.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/....ap/index.html

I was a teacher in the small town I grew up in but I would not teach here in Indianapolis. The city schools suck. I don't want to get shot. I wouldn't send my kids there either.

Ic3m4nZ 03-23-2004 02:59 PM

Nothing wrong with that those things happens everyday here.

maxjohan 03-23-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
My understanding is that THC requires heat to be released.
Eating raw weed wouldn't intoxicate anyone...just embarass their folks.

he put it on lasagne... probably hot?

I've heard that you can get high just by
eating it raw too, on a sandwich or something.

:glugglug

myjah 03-23-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420


the kid was selling it to teachers for his parents

he used the flour story so he wouldn't get in trouble

that i actually do believe could be possible

Fletch XXX 03-23-2004 04:15 PM

you non smoking "i heard this" shit need to either a, have experience, or b stop talking shat.

pot brownies or pot cake is made with marijuana, but you first make "pot butter" which is a process that allows the non soluble compound THC release in the butter, which is then USED in making the cake or brownies.

sprinking some fucking marijuana on top of lasagna is not going to fuck you up unless you literally put bags and bags and bags of it on top. then its chance of actually breakking through the cheese and sauce and meat for the weed to actually have an effect is laughable at best. total waste.

first off, the consumption time on marijuana is around 90 minutes if taken ON EMPTY STOMACH.

Obviously a few sprinkles, and with lasagna, nothing is really going to happen.

Vanna, id like a "clue" please ;)

:thumbsup

BuggyG 03-23-2004 04:37 PM

:1orglaugh why am I not surprised reading about it from a US paper :1orglaugh

TweetyBird 03-23-2004 05:28 PM

hehe, I guess so

kimzar 03-23-2004 05:31 PM

now I know where to score some weed, local pre-school :stoned

Ash@phpFX 03-23-2004 06:53 PM

this is rediculous, how the hell could kids that age get these drugs? there are sure some irresponsible people out there


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