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goBigtime 03-23-2004 10:46 AM

I just won the lottery!
 
FROM ABSOLUTELY FAMOUS LOTTERY
Ref. Number: LDL/4432423489016/FL
Batch Number: LNDL/252342347/BC

Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 15th of March , 2003. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 1042342423418-TI with serial number 2123231-45232390 drew lucky numbers 1-11-11-54-92 which consequently won in the 1ST category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1,000,000:00 (One Million United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

This promotional program takes place every three year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like Bill Gates and the Sultan of Brunei, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial agent MR FRANK MOORE AND ASSOCIATES NETHERLAND. TELEPHONE :+0031-623-286-048 HOLLAND. Reply Email: [email protected]
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of April 2004.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of
staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
MRS DEBBIE JOHNSON
Lottery Coordinator

=^..^= 03-23-2004 10:47 AM

havent seen that one in a couple of years
i thought scammers were all using nigeria emails these days

maybe this guys just a few years behind the timeline :1orglaugh

dougeetx 03-23-2004 10:47 AM

:pimp

Manowar 03-23-2004 10:48 AM

My father was an oil baron in nigeria, and i have trapped funds just waiting for both of us

You in?, all you have to do is give me your CC number :winkwink:

hova 03-23-2004 10:48 AM

I just bought some diplomas and some penis enlargers

pradaboy 03-23-2004 10:49 AM

I got those e-mails like 3 or 4 times, I guess that makes me a millionaire :Graucho

Napolean 03-23-2004 10:49 AM

Quote:

[i]Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
[/B]
you missed a few lines in the instructions :2 cents:

goBigtime 03-23-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
My father was an oil baron in nigeria, and i have trapped funds just waiting for both of us

You in?, all you have to do is give me your CC number :winkwink:


I'm in :thumbsup


And don't worry about the CC... I'm already approved for a credit line of up to $100,000USD! so we're ready to rock & roll.

goBigtime 03-23-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean


you missed a few lines in the instructions :2 cents:

Oh don't worry, I changed the numbers around before I posted.

Like I'm really going to give away my winning million dollar lottery serial number :1orglaugh

adamneve 03-23-2004 10:51 AM

I "win" that lottery like 3 times a week :1orglaugh

born4porn 03-23-2004 10:53 AM

I haven't won it yet! :helpme

Serge Litehead 03-23-2004 10:56 AM

funny how it says in these letters "lump sum pay out of US$ 1,000,000:00"

Raf1 03-23-2004 11:01 AM

haven't got that one yet...

Firehorse 03-23-2004 11:01 AM

I fall for that at 365 times a year! :1orglaugh


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