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Rictor 03-22-2004 09:25 PM

Which porn magazine do you jerk off to?
 
My favorite is Barely Legal.

Why do I need a magazine? Too inconvenient to take a laptop into the bathroom. This is why porn mags won't die until we have all have DVD players and TVs in the pot.

sixxxth_sense 03-22-2004 09:26 PM

u actually choose flipping sticky pages over click the mouse?

Juicy D. Links 03-22-2004 09:27 PM

http://www.gl4l.com/smilies/jerkoff.gif

nathan_f 03-22-2004 09:29 PM

I havent bought a porn magazine in a long time.

Too many ads in most magazines these days I find.

The Heron 03-22-2004 09:29 PM

You have to go to the bathroom to jerk off? Damn man, I jerk off wherever the fuck I want... in my bedroom, in the living room, kitchen, wherever I find inspiration!

Joesho 03-22-2004 09:31 PM

Why do you use the bathroom?

beemk 03-22-2004 09:31 PM

magazines? hah

SMG 03-22-2004 09:32 PM

I draw stick figures on napkins and practice my moneyshots

Rictor 03-22-2004 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Why do you use the bathroom?
That way I can shoot in the toilet...no cleanup. I'm lazy.

pornstar2pac 03-22-2004 09:34 PM

Forbes:)

Juicy D. Links 03-22-2004 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


That way I can shoot in the toilet...no cleanup. I'm lazy.

:1orglaugh

Rictor 03-22-2004 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
You have to go to the bathroom to jerk off? Damn man, I jerk off wherever the fuck I want... in my bedroom, in the living room, kitchen, wherever I find inspiration!
Nah, I jerk off in front of the computer, in the bedroom while watching DVDs, downstairs while watching DVDs...but I take my magazines in the bathroom. I find it very relaxing in there and you get to kill two birds with one stone.

AnalProbe 03-22-2004 09:35 PM

O magazine.

Rictor 03-22-2004 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
O magazine.
Oprah? So you like the ghetto booty?

Roger 03-22-2004 09:36 PM

Damn you sinners :)

Rictor 03-22-2004 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roger
Damn you sinners :)
It also makes you go blind.

Huggles 03-22-2004 09:41 PM

After working in porn, I don't really jack off anymore at all.

modelgigtalent 03-22-2004 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
My favorite is Barely Legal.

Why do I need a magazine? Too inconvenient to take a laptop into the bathroom. This is why porn mags won't die until we have all have DVD players and TVs in the pot.

Since I actually have sex with some of the girls in Barely Legal I dont jerk off to the magazine, no need.
:Graucho

Rictor 03-22-2004 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
After working in porn, I don't really jack off anymore at all.
Erectile dysfunction?

Rico 03-22-2004 09:43 PM

Before internet, there was TIGHT!

The only fucking good teen magazine. Period.

Rictor 03-22-2004 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by modelgigtalent


Since I actually have sex with some of the girls in Barely Legal I dont jerk off to the magazine, no need.
:Graucho

I jerk off to the stories.

Rictor 03-22-2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ravinwall
Before internet, there was TIGHT!

The only fucking good teen magazine. Period.

I've got a couple copies. It's decent. The covers are always hot.

foolio 03-22-2004 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


That way I can shoot in the toilet...no cleanup. I'm lazy.

do you stand up in the bathroom or is your dick so small you just point it down?

Babagirls 03-22-2004 11:11 PM

i cant masterbate to a picture. :eek7

SomeCreep 03-22-2004 11:26 PM

I <3 Juggs

schiz 03-22-2004 11:31 PM

Porn comes in print form too???? :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

PenisFace 03-22-2004 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
do you stand up in the bathroom or is your dick so small you just point it down?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jerk with the cock up, stand up, spin around, seat up, cum, grab rag/tissue, shit, wipe, done.

TheJimmy 03-22-2004 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
I <3 Juggs

same here....AND the almighty Score Magazine...


:thumbsup :thumbsup

Diabolical Cord 03-22-2004 11:45 PM

When I was younger, a magazine was all I needed.

Ironhorse 03-22-2004 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


That way I can shoot in the toilet...no cleanup. I'm lazy.

Heh, you have a porcelain fetish :1orglaugh

badmunchkin 03-22-2004 11:59 PM

I used to like Penthouse Letters - they've got a nice mix of stories and pics. I don't like glossed over softcore like Playboy at all.

pimplink 03-23-2004 12:05 AM

every porn mag is a gift from above! :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Living For Today 03-23-2004 01:02 AM

havent read a porn magazine for years.

Mr. Marks 03-23-2004 01:37 AM

Interactive is best. Why do you have to jerk off in the bathroom - lock your room, and go on porn sites. They're definitely better.

Illicit 03-23-2004 01:39 AM

I thought they all went online ? Their readership must have dropped a shit load in the last few years...

Huggles 03-23-2004 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


Erectile dysfunction?



No, just lost it's fun that's all. When I'm horny I just bang my girlfriend.

Rictor 03-23-2004 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
do you stand up in the bathroom or is your dick so small you just point it down?
Both?

Rictor 03-23-2004 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmunchkin
I used to like Penthouse Letters - they've got a nice mix of stories and pics. I don't like glossed over softcore like Playboy at all.
Penthouse Variations has the hot tranny stories.


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