remember that kid leaving a comment on my TGP?
 

I think he bookmarked my site, he left me another comment this time:

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i dont think that you will believe me when i say this but i fond a dildo in my teachers desk today.. she was under the desk with it and i saw her so i dropped my pen and started to finger my teacher i love it she was wearing playboy thongs and i love thongs i love my dick its hugh i wish i could lick her out again like i liked my mum out
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The future of America speaks.. Nice. Glad he has such insight to like his mother out.

hahahahahahahha that is so damn funny. We all know its not true but hahah that jsut made my day

Kid should spend less time on extracarricular activities and learn how to spell.

Hey Jimbo if his first comment was as funny as this please post it. I still cant stop laughing

First the two teachers, now his own mother.

That kid is a class act :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That was funny

Some sick fucking people in this world.. :1orglaugh

that is twisted! :1orglaugh

hahah, I remember the original email -- you should post it so the people that didn't have the pleasure of reading it can read it.

here is the first one:

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ithink etp is fine i just wanna tell u about me catching 2 female teachers in my school fucking each other and i got a photo of it on my phone and saved it and hid my fone so then i said to both of them that i was going to tell everyone if they never had a 3som with me so they went into there staff room and closed the door and locked it and then i fingered bucked at every angle every single day and every time i went into one of the teachers classes i went into there store and snogged and fingered them, the teachers were hot and i told them to meet me out side school one day and they did we went into a shop and they bout thongs and kinky stuff so i could get them too bend down infront of me in school and i could see there cute asses and clits, i still buck them to this day, tomarrow im going to get a blowjob by both teachers at the same time. i wanna buck my drama teacher but she is soo strict i saw her wearing thongs before i wanna fuck every female teacher in my school. In !
my old school my teacher use to rub her tits oh boy i get hardons easy but the teachers are 20- and 20+ but who cares:D
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I looked up my teacher's skirt all the time...I think she let me do it on purpose

done

Hahaha, we get stuff like that all the time when people fill out reviews.

Devinn Lane's Self Satisfier:

this was the most intense orgasm i have experienced from a vibrator. I had it in during a class one day and i cam so hard that i had to leave so i could go home and fuck my husband. I was so turned on that the minute he entered me i was cumming left and right. He loves to know that im wearing it and know that im getting off in public.

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hehe, thats funny, someone has to much time on his hands:)

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dude hit me up on ICQ if possible

Here's another funny one I just found:

The she-male doll is the most realistic she male experience I've had since Reno! Being a Catholic priest, it's sometimes difficult to enjoy the joys of she-male consensual/nonconsensual sex. When I close my eyes, I can pretend she's a real 11 year old pre-pubescent boy, but with tits!

I love my dick too but it's Carl.

funny ass shit... I should have paid mre attention in school :1orglaugh

good stuff, kids these days :1orglaugh

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I had these fantasies as well when I was a kid.
I just did not have his writing skills..

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this guy is funny, you should put a blog on your site with his shit in it

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The kid had the time of his life!:1orglaugh

:eek7 What a sick fuck! :feels-hot

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