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pimplink 03-22-2004 03:10 AM

House of the Dead
 
Has anyone senn the movie yet?
it's quiet good actually. All those fighting
with the dead. Much better than "Resident's
Evil".

Mr Pheer 03-22-2004 03:12 AM

IT SUCKS


dont waste your time or money

markell 03-22-2004 03:13 AM

wtf.. this movie is old and crappy

rickholio 03-22-2004 03:30 AM

Whoever was responsible for he celluloid travesty that was House of the Dead should be strangled, shot, set on fire and put out by a bukakke session of 32 Ron Jeremy clones.

Made Gigli look like Oscar material. The only film where I was glad I wore my glasses, as they protected my eyes from an instinctual reaction of trying to gouge them out with a concession-stand straw.

Worst. Movie. EVAR.
:throwup

Plan9 03-22-2004 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rickholio
Whoever was responsible for he celluloid travesty that was House of the Dead should be strangled, shot, set on fire and put out by a bukakke session of 32 Ron Jeremy clones.

Made Gigli look like Oscar material. The only film where I was glad I wore my glasses, as they protected my eyes from an instinctual reaction of trying to gouge them out with a concession-stand straw.

Worst. Movie. EVAR.
:throwup

bahaha!

Pun 03-22-2004 03:41 AM

This movie was ridiculous at best. The whole video game screen transitions between scenes made it that much worse.

The worst movie I've ever seen, and I can't even think of a close second.

hova 03-22-2004 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rickholio
Whoever was responsible for he celluloid travesty that was House of the Dead should be strangled, shot, set on fire and put out by a bukakke session of 32 Ron Jeremy clones.

Made Gigli look like Oscar material. The only film where I was glad I wore my glasses, as they protected my eyes from an instinctual reaction of trying to gouge them out with a concession-stand straw.

Worst. Movie. EVAR.
:throwup

SO you didn't really like it?

Lykos 03-22-2004 09:26 AM

Don't like it....

radical 03-22-2004 09:35 AM

Never even seen it I don't think!!! :(

Poo-Chee 03-22-2004 09:39 AM

nope, haven't seen it yet

Steve 03-22-2004 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rickholio
Whoever was responsible for he celluloid travesty that was House of the Dead should be strangled, shot, set on fire and put out by a bukakke session of 32 Ron Jeremy clones.

Made Gigli look like Oscar material. The only film where I was glad I wore my glasses, as they protected my eyes from an instinctual reaction of trying to gouge them out with a concession-stand straw.

Worst. Movie. EVAR.
:throwup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 03-22-2004 10:20 AM

If you mention this movie ever again, I swear to God, I will do everything I can to ban you from this board.

twistyneck 03-22-2004 10:30 AM

That movie was absolutely horrible.

Alex Xe 03-22-2004 01:04 PM

horrible

riosluts 03-22-2004 01:05 PM

your the first to say that. The movie sucks. I've seen it about 2 months ago. it was the crapiest of the crap. Especially with all those shots to those sega screenshots. It sucks. The worse horror movie ever

Strife 03-22-2004 01:12 PM

Better than resident evil? I think not

Shok 03-22-2004 02:28 PM

even the titty scenes sucked


and it was sooooooooo obvious that these were just actors pretending to be zombies....not real zombies at all!

SykkBoy 03-22-2004 03:11 PM

total travesty

biggest piece of shit I've seen in some time...

axelcat 03-22-2004 03:12 PM

I want to see it

Marcus Aurelius 03-22-2004 03:15 PM

on a side note. I dont recommend "cabin fever" either. along the same lines, this movie is a good laugh, not a horror flick. and for those of you who have seen it....


"PANCAKES!! PANCAKES!! PANCAKES!!!"


Thats all I got to say about that.

Vitasoy 03-22-2004 03:18 PM

Awful old ass movie.

Strife 03-22-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
I want to see it
Do yourself a favor and don't waste your time with House of the Dead.

twistyneck 03-22-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
I want to see it
You'll only regret it. The only good thing about this movie is that Ron Howard's ugly brother is in it and nothing helps a movie like Ron Howard's ugly brother.

valley hina 03-22-2004 03:50 PM

that movie sucks

CAHEK 03-22-2004 03:53 PM

MOVIE SUCKS ! i can make a better one

SO FAKE


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