I'm being held captive!
 

PAY ATTENTION IN YOUR CLASS OR END UP
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hmmmm....just woke up...bad hangover :(
enter the miss gfy...u get my vote....there's some advice....

Why do you use colors when you write?


And have you ever forgot to use color when posting?

:angel

50 min down .. 3 more hours to go .. :glugglug

it will be fun...you have the looks department covered and im sure u can compete with anybody in the intelligence and such...
give it a shot :thumbsup
plus im sure im not the only one who'd like to see more pics of u

awww .. you're too sweet .. I'm sure I can do any technical challenge they could throw at me .. thanks for the pep talk .. :D

why do you set the font for every post to blue text?

Work instead of talking here! :2 cents:

I had to take one of those stupid classes also , but my pops knew someone and Ill I had to do was pay him the money and not show up http://www.gl4l.com/smilies/taunt.gif

Do you not read threads before posting?

Actually .. I'm currently between projects and start a new one on monday .. nothing I can really do from home.

I could be working on my personal site .. but thats boring :)

Lucky you .. I'm just glad they havent started showing 'Red Asphalt' pics yet ..

This is supposed to be comedy traffic school and its not funny at all .. I feel jipped .. :helpme :1orglaugh

No.

ok here's a joke for ya...

Two families move from Iraq to America.
When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time,
whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball,
I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight.
How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fuck you, towelhead!"

Here in NY there is a racket for everything. A little greasing with money will get you placeshttp://gl4l.com/smilies/headbang.gif

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

More more!!

(have I ever mentioned I'm insatiable) :Graucho

insatiable huh??? my type of girl :Graucho

ok one more...

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her firmly on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,

"How dare you touch me! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

I'm just working away from home today. Looks really really windy outside so I don't wanna go outside :)

WG

Its gorgeous outside here .. I hate being trapped indoors .. but at least I'm getting my laundry done while doing this course :glugglug

Its fun isnt it! :winkwink:

Laundry, good idea! I need to do that too. I also need to unpack from my last trip, I always postpone that until I need those clothes :)

WG