a View to all Women through a glass of beer
 

...you can enjoy your Beer all month long
...you do not have to feed your Beer
...Your Beer is patiently waiting on you in the car, while you're having Another Beer
...Beer is never late
...Beer is never jelous to another Beer
...Beer labels take off easily and without a fight
...when you are in a pub you can choose ANY Beer
...Beer doesn't have headaches
...if your Beer is Cold - you got a good one
...you can have more than 1 Beer over night without any consiquences
...you can share your Beer with your friends
...you know that you are always first who's having this Beer
...Beer is always wet
...Beer doesn't demand equal rights
...you can have a Beer on public
...Beer doesn't wonder when you are going to finish
...Beer cannot wash your shirt, but then shirt isn't the most important thing in life
...A good Beer is always easier to find than a good looking lady. And Beer costs less
...if Beer makes your life worse, you can just choose another one
...Beer will never tell you about your bad sides
...Beer never rushes home
...you do not have to Marry Beer
...Beer is never pregnant
...Beer isn't going to get away from your home in the middle of the night
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