This chick really dissed me
 

She said, all she wanted to do suck my cock till my toes curled, and then spit it in the sink and go to sleep.


what exactly do you tell a woman like that?

Say ok, and whip it out... then try to cum on her face instead...

Sure

say fine as long as its a blumpkin

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I tried to pull my cock out of her mouth once when she was blowing me. that hair around your ass stings when its pulled out by those lond red nails.

why not just enjoy the head, who gives a fuck if she spits or swallows as long as she isnt spitting it back on you...unless your into that kinda thing then by all means go for it...lol

Just enjoy her. What do you say? "Take it! Take it!"

Where do I find a girl like that?

DITTO!

You got a good girl

shave your ass and try again :Graucho

Make sure to rinse the sink after your done.

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

I give out free blowjobs

want my address?

tell her

"go for it"

Tell me where they are so I can avoid them. :1orglaugh

"I love you"?

:rasta

Do you have these kind of dreams often that women offer you
sexual favors or did you leave out the part where you paid a
hooker upfront and told her to tell you this shit because it turns you on?

You're now probably busy writing a reply about what a good
looking playa you are and that you get so much pussy offered
that you need a fulltime assistent that is selecting just the finest
for you as it would be impossible to please all them bitches that
are waiting in line on your doorstep.......instead.....just post a
pic of yourself......as they say.....a picture say more than a 1000
words.....:1orglaugh

Oh and don't take this as offensive playa....I'm just yanking your
chain

Shure:glugglug

Tell me where you meet this kind of girls :1orglaugh

!

Go with plan B! :Graucho

HAHA, that's good advice. :thumbsup

hehe :Graucho