Name That Dildo Contest
 

Hey everyone.

Time for the first "Name That Dildo" contest, with many more to come.

The rules are simple, name this dildo something fun and creative, and start with "Tabitha Stern's _________" and you get your commission bumped up to 30% for your Ecstasy Glass http://www.ecstasyglass.com affiliate account. If you don't think 30% is a lot, look at our prices, average price for a piece is $80 and some go as high as $240

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if you all have any questions, just feel free to ask them....Just make sure the name is fun and creative.

Sign up as an Ecstasy Glass affiliate here:

http://www.ecstasyglass.com/affiliate_signup.php

"Tabitha Stern's Wand of Discomfort"

Tabitha Sterns Pelvic Pleaser

Tabiths Stern's Crank Handle

"Tabitha Stern's Obsession"

oops, forgot, contest ends monday night around 8pm

"Tabitha Stern's Vaginal Tearing Glass Apparatus #27"

Tabitha Stern's Overpriced Piece of Shit that'll sit in the back of her closet collecting dust once she gets over excited one time and breaks her pubic bone with that hard ass piece of glass.

piece of shit? wow, your the sweet talker ain't ya?

Koool

10 pts for creative spam!

I like it!

sorry... this fucking lost in translation ending is really pissing me off.

hahaha, yeah, it will do that

"Tabitha Stern's _________"


emm...

Blue Nob of Power?

"Tabitha Stern's Wang Doodler"

NO!!!!! lawrence connor?

Tabitha Stern's blue obession

Tabitha Stern's Bliss Baton
Tabitha Stern's Pleasure Pole
Tabitha Stern's Staff of Satisfaction

More later if these don't suffice :)

these are great so far, any more?

I name it: WTF is that

Tabitha Stern's holy blue fuck

Tabitha Stern's Werty Blue Glass Cock

the correct name is

Big Shiny Glass Dick

i bet i got it right

Tabitha Stern's Imaginary Blue Boyfriend

SMURF KABOB!!!

<small>Sorry....

Tabitha Stern's Blue Monday :)

"Tabitha Stern's Soon To Be Smelly Tuna Dildo".

Tabitha Stern's Celestial Explorer
Tabitha Stern's Night Sky Incubus
Tabitha Stern's Azure Cloudwalker

I dunno , but I want one named after me :winkwink:

Ivy

Tabitha Stern's Ice Rod

Tabitha Sterns Pussy Python "you'll sqeeze it, and never let go"

Tabitha Stern's Ovary Smasher

Tabitha Stern's Tripple Ripple

Tabitha Sterns Glass Dildo

Tabitha Stern's Private Parts
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Ditto - that would be cool! :winkwink:

"Tabitha Stern's Blue Crush"

Tabitha Sterns Sodomy Stick.

"Tabitha Sterns ~Waves Of Blue Ectasy"
"Tabitha Sterns~ Big Blue Hunk Of Lovin'"
"Tabitha Sterns ~Blue Pussy Vaporizer"

drop me a line at jace (at) ecstasyglass (dot) com and we will see what we can work out :)

Tabitha Stern's Rod Of Extacy

all right, times up, i am dropping all these by her right now, i will let you know

Post a pic of it in use.