SO I went to a strip club last night. . .
 

My friends and I have a highly complex rating system, that I have found to be very useful in the noisy clubs. . .

If you put your index finger up, to symbolize the number "one", then she's a babe.

If you put up yout index finger, and middle finger, to symbolize "two", then she's not hot.

If you put up your index, middle, and ring finger to symbolize the number "three" then you can't decide.

I hope this will you help in your future strip club endeavors. . .

:winkwink: Stay tuned. . .I will share some primo moves to give strippers your dollar, and get the most out of your money! :2 cents:

oh yeah, just what we need . . . . tips on giving money away to chicks

So you are rating the strippers looks? What for?

:321GFY How about this for a thread rating

Dorks!

what does it mean when you lean over the railing and shove your thumb up the stripper's ass?

wow..thats amazing. And your friend made that all up by himself??
Count this :321GFY

it means you are in a righteous club :thumbsup

I want the 10sec I wasted to read your post back.

it means that your thumb is going to smell!

This thread is a waste of time, bandwidth, energy, thought, etc. If you're at a strip club, just yell "She's hot," "She's ugly," whatever. You're not a catcher signalling to a pitcher, just yell whatever you think.

:BangBang:

Most of the striping chicks are ugly :)

:1orglaugh