the document of doom...
 

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/doomdoc.jpg


:helpme

But won't you cash in on like $11.23 a day??

just put it in the same can as the bills

The judge is Joe E?


Thats great!

Toss it in the can. They send out thousands knowing a handful of suckers will respond and serve.

What if a trial takes months? Your time and business gets fucked over big time.

Fuck that bullshit.

Don't you still get to go to the part where they ask if you have any reason why you can't serve?

Tell them you can't do it because you have to take part in the Madden Championship.

"Your Head, Amputate"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Then you wind up with a bunch of idiots that let people like OJ walk and put kids in jail for a bag of weed. Fuck that bullshit.

go to jury duty.