drop your dildo's!!!!!
 

Everybody in Texas drop your freaking dildo's!!!

''Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.''

If you are in Dallas (why are you there??)

''It's illegal to possess realistic dildos. ''

http://www.dumblaws.com/states/state...=Texas&Ad=Read

http://www.origo.hu/i/0304/20030416dildo.jpg

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WTF is going on there? Let's hope siz unrealistic dildos - purple bunnies, waterproof transparent stuff or ducks will do tho :)

No wonder I never wanted to live there:Graucho

You have got to love america

You are joking, arent you?

"It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. "

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damn, I should be sentenced to life by now.

I'd just have to take my chances if I lived there.. gessh!

:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"It is illegal to sell one?s eye" and not to mention very stupid

Gee, no wonder Bush is such a fuckin' genius lawmaker.

http://pornslinga.com/entropybanner/usa.gif :2 cents:

"Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator."


STOP FARTING YOU CRIMINAL

New York has some nice ones too

"It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. "


"The penalty for jumping off a building is death. "

LONG LIVE DUBYA!

I just cant stop laughing now

New York law:

"A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. "

"While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. "

"Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers"

I do that all the time here

"It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." "

That law is just wrong, I order every father to ignore that one

ALABAMA:

"Boogers may not be flicked into the wind."

I would advise you not to do that

"It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile"

Tombstone, AZ

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Arizona:

"You may not have more than two dildos in a house."

"Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. "

Americans are smart people!

Retarded.

Misisisisisisisisipi

"It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. "

"A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her. "

"The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it."

"It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. "

They take all the fun away

Last one for my friends, you have no sense of humor

Nevada

"It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. "

"Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. "

"Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women"

"Sex toys are outlawed. "



Goodbye now my friends

"It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. "


DOh!! Oh well.. :winkwink:

Thanks for the laugh :) The one above is my favorite.. where did you find these laws?

www.dumblaws.com :thumbsup