Have you ever bought anything 'HOT"
 

or your friends? You know, the shit that fell off the back of the truck, and the deal was just too good to pass up:Graucho
To save your self any future embarassement, you can just say you know someone who did.

:1orglaugh

hotdog

I did back before I had kids, when I was in my early 20's
Bought a color tv from a guy I knew, found out later it was hot.

The prick didn't even give me that good a deal on it, which is why I never thought it could be hot.

a mobile phone...

I had to survive somehow when I was a kid...That was the only way I knew how