I almost fucked my girlfriend this Sunday, but today she's totally changed!!!
 

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with her, but I can't touch her anymore.
I think her husband fucked her so good that made her think twice about fucking me.
well, die another day!

WHy you need to fuck her ? You're in the porn business ! :eek7

the bitch was horny sunday...not today...bad luck


Women happens!!! :Graucho

That's MADRAGE !

It wasnt her hubby, man. That was me. You didnt notice her snatch got a whole lot deeper?

Yeah she tends to get tired when I share her with my friends and donkeys.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That sucks man, ditch the bitch!

yeah, she isn't horny today, I guess.
but when i tried to touch her she started telling me all the shit.
that made me mad and i want to slap her face so bad.
:mad:

:1orglaugh

time to pay another $25 for another hooker.

im sorry, this guy is just fucking entertaining:1orglaugh

you're so hot man!! talk to ur gf

I even cried and bullshitted with her like I'm the only one who loved her the most.
I dreamed of her every night.
My dick is always hard when I m with her bla bla bla.
but she just denied my proposals.
sometimes you just can't understand girls (i mean old women , or married chicks)

wow, sucks to be you

what is your nname in rela ?