Best Ways To Fuck Up Someone's Car??
 

My gf's ex decided to fuck with her car today, I figure I would return the favor. You guys got any good suggestions on what to do to his ride?

leave it alone......and fuck him up.....messing with a mans car is chicken shit.....confront his ass about it

hmm...stick a couple bananas up the tail pipe? :1orglaugh

umm pour in diesel if it takes gas or pour in gas if it takes diesel. that baby will smoke. BTW sugar in gas tank doesnt always work because there is a fuel filter

fireworks.. flares or strobes work best

throw em in the backseat... they will go right thru and might hit the gas line.. then boom :Graucho

Thats just messed up. sorry dude!

toss some bologna on there, that fuckes up the paint

also get some syrup spray it on the car then put bird seeds in the syrup, dont get some shitty thin syrup make it the thick stuff

if you can mothballs in the gas tank..

:thumbsup

call the cops.

or fuck his gf.

put some keys in the exhaust and rub a potato all over it

my grandad used this trick once:

1) remove hubcaps
2) insert dead fish
3) replace hubcaps

they will never figure out where the smell is coming from.

Cotton balls in his gas tank,
Balonie(sp?) on the hood of his car.
Glue a big ass picture of the goatse on his hood.

err...this might work with thermite, but a firework is not going to melt through the backseat, through metal, and cause an explosion. You've been watching too many movies where someone shoots a car once and the whole thing goes ka-boom! Shit doesn't happen like that in real life...especially not with fireworks :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh your grandad is a fuckin stud, thats funny as shit :thumbsup

You could open his car hood and pull out all the wires you can see.

Pour paint on the fucking thing.

Actually switch his spark plug wires around, and he'll have a good old time trying to figure out why his car shuts off when he hits about 20-25mph :Graucho

nice plan, hehe :Graucho

swap tags with another car then report the other tag number stolen.

stop being a pussy and kick his ass

btw all these 'clever' ideas that involve fruit, or bologna, are really lame and never end up working like people tell you they will :1orglaugh
First off, you should just confront the guy. But if you wont do this, and you REALLY want to really piss someone off, just take all four tires off their car in the middle of the night and leave the body on the ground. Do it multiple times for even greater effect.

Just smear shit over all the windows, and on the door handles.

:1orglaugh

Stop the petty shit and go to his house and fuck HIM up...:2 cents:

There is this stuff called dad's ez spray a person could buy it at a hareware store. It will strip his paint in seconds. It comes with a spray bottle so it pretty easy to do a spray by(just dont get it on your car). Take off a few lug nuts. Or break in get a mayo jar fill it with gas take off one of his spark plugs and stick the plug with the wire in the jar and then close his hood and walk away. Need lots of time for that one.

SUGAR IN HIS GAS TANK


and he will never drive that car again! :thumbsup



*unless he gets a new motor and fule system!!*

Dont be a pussy.

Go and smash his nose in instead.

Best and lowest risk to yourself is to "circumsize" it. Simply get a key and do a lap around the car leaving a circle around it scratched into and across all the panels. You can do it in 30 seconds and he will need to respray whole car to fix. Because it is continuous circle he cant pass it off as an accident. BUT make sure you then throw away the key or screwdriver or whatever it was you used. Dont want him sending the cops after you to check if you have paint on your key that matches his car...

How do you guys expect to pop that hood? I know in my car I need to press a button on the inside before I go to the front and pop it, same goes for my gas tank....

why are u even asking this from a bunch of overweight nerds, it doesnt matter anyways because:

A) You are to pussy to do anything about it
B) You are to pussy to do anything about it
C) All Of The Above

co² cartridge tossed up the tail pipe for a quick removal of the exhaust system. it'll heat up while hes driving and blow that fucker right off..you can get them anywhere they sell paintball or pellet guns

i heard a potato has more effect :feels-hot

:Graucho

stuff a cig plastic wrapper in the gas tank it'll make his life hell 'cus his car will work sometimes and die the others:ak47:

actually... me and piksal did this to a abandoned car a few years ago, threw a stobe in the back of the car..

next day we saw the car was completely destroyed.. all charred up.

it might not have hit the gas line, but maybe got enough of the interior or somethin, but I know the entire car was destyored.

sugar in the gas tank

ya, use a very large raw potato and stuff it into the tailpipe.
use a mallet if you have to. two works even better.

oh ya, you can always superglue the doorlocks too.

sugar in the gas tank used to be a nasty trick used a long time ago. most cars have locking gas caps now...

In high school, I'd seek revenge on assholes by inserting a toothpick in their lock and breaking it off-

do it on both sides of the car and he is fucked.....

If the damage requires more than elbow grease to fix, have it fixed and take the invoice to him in person to "collect".

This is called the 50 cent suprise..........


Buy 5 ft of regular house standard electrical wire ( or any conducting piece of wire you find around the house)

Step#1 smash out rear tail light cover

Step#2 unscrew bulb and attach wire around the bulb housing

Step#3 with the free end of the wire place approx 2 ft inside of gas tank entrance

Step#4 take pictures..


KABOOOOOOOOOOM

Take a bat and hit the shit out of the car

its your girlfriend's problem, tell her call the police

stay out of it

You're a pussy if you go fuck with his car, and shes just a girlfriend, so its not worth a physical confrontation. Dont be a dumbass.

Don't do it. It's illegal. It's bad karma.

Get the police involved instead. They can be pretty tough when they feel someone is wronged. And you have little exposure.

Slashing the tires is classic.

Pour powder toner from a drum in to the air intake vents at the front of the windshield.

Crazy glue in the keyholes is fun too.

get a long piece of wire attach a Bic lighter ( 3 or 4 would be better) and push it up the exhaust pipe until it's in the muffler. you'll get the car as well as the person starting it :helpme

:feels-hot

Pee in his radiator. Then his A/C will smell funny when he uses it.

huh??

Please explain?

you dont know what pee is? or what a radiator is?

flatten just one of his tires per month.

Break toothpics off in the door locks, use several, and fill the lock up....


also a little sugar in the tank is alway a good thing too....