St. Patrick's day joke
 

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves." The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?" "Well," the priest says, "I don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be tellin' them I wasn't the one drinkin'."

Happy St. Patrick's Day ya'll.

(P.S. "Today we celebrate St. Patrick's day! Where everybody is Irish except for gays....and Italians." -- Simpsons, Kent Brachmen) :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh got a nice laugh outta that

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice one Amber! :thumbsup

hahahahaha!:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I'm Italian...and a wee nip of Irish too. ;-)

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I don't understand... :helpme

Because Italian's don't need an excuse to drink. ;> :glugglug

If the ocean were whiskey and I was a duck I would swim to the bottom and drink my way up~

I love green beer day.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh funny shit
holy i took me a full minute to stop laughting out laud

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:Graucho good one

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that was cute

Good one! :1orglaugh

Do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?








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