Canada has just passed two new laws
 

It has proclaimed that SleazyDream cannot walk down the side walk without a sign on his ass that reads...WIDE LOAD AHEAD.

It has proclaimed that SleazyDream cannot walk on the beaches as it has an adverse affect on the tides.

:drinkup :question

Damn it, you scared me :)

Yeah very eye catching topic :1orglaugh

Hmm...it is that easy huh?

you really are a bitter old troll aren't you?

:winkwink:

Who ? :arcadefre

Got a link to the law

Mouhahahaha :thumbsup

>Ding<


Round 1

wants to get some action I guess:1orglaugh Lube it up baby :1orglaugh

oh...

someone must be surfing for a fight:winkwink:

walking on the moon would have the same effect

It is OK to fuck with us, when you do it that well, mon.

:rasta :thumbsup

I see Sleazy did not take the bait ! :thumbsup

No speedbump jokes about ya, theking. ! hehehe


are you bored and need someone to fight with ?
:Graucho

How are things with you? Get laid recently?:Graucho

Jealousy is an ugly thing, king. Didn't your mommy teach you that?

Who...including me...could possibly be jealous of being grossly overweight?

not many people can afford to have me as their bodyguard
http://www.shemp.com/sleazyshemp.jpg

Is it my imagination or is he getting larger?

so i guess he will have to move to the united states or the united kingdom

and you dont' want to fuck with shemp!

Actually, we all know he's paying you to stay close to him all the time so you can help him out when he wants to get up.

You dope- there are no beaches where he lives

Haha :1orglaugh

Edit: I cant imagine not living within an hour of an ocean... It'd be weird to have 3000 kilometers of land on either side :)

Look, you remove the head and it looks like a brown chair with arms. I'm sure people would sit on that thing thinking it's a chair of a huge footrest.

http://porn-sex-list.com/sleazyshemp.jpg

And you are?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh