The scariest fucking thing happened to me last night
 

Holy fucking shit...I couldn't fall asleep so I went downstairs to read on the sofa. I reached to turn on the light and saw an old woman talking to one of my cats. I almost fucking died...I froze and asked her what the fuck she was doing...she turned to me and vanished. holy shit...I ran back upstairs and woke my wife up shaking and we had a long talk. I guess she has seen her before but didn't want to tell me. I'm fucking scared shitless now...anone here ever see a ghost?

smoke more herbs man.

she'll talk to you eventually

You on ludes?

:1orglaugh

She will kill you in your sleep.

I have ghosts

freaky :glugglug

postcount = credibility

sorry bro, you got none :1orglaugh

Was she saying:

"Help me Obi-wan, you are our only hope!"


:1orglaugh

Once the switch of a light in my living room kept going back on after I had turned it off and begun to move away from it.

Mushrooms can make ones life much more interesting.

wtf you even scaring me

:eek2 :eek2 :eek2 :helpme

Did you hit it?

ROFLMAO


BIG B

heyhe

very.

My cat seemed freaked out and scared. This would explain why some items in our house have mysteriously broken.....fuck though, this is scary as hell. I never believed in this shit, really. :uhoh :helpme

wow you see dead people.
gotta be the drugs :1orglaugh

leave crack

"ghosts" are real

Acid flashback

Nice story:1orglaugh

No drugs. I dont take anything.
Dont even drink much.

On a serious note, this happend to a friend of mine.

He was found dead 24 hours later.

Maybe .. ghosts are indeed real..

Were his eyes missing?

Yeah, I think it's a sign or something.
You shouldn't go to sleep ever again.

Good thinking on the part of your wife not mentioning the scary ass old demon lady hanging out at the house. I can see how she wouldn't want to trouble you with that....

rofl that is seriously true, i remember hearing about that actually..

FACE, you better watch your fucking back man.

I saw a ghost once. It flew out of the hallway.

Seriously. It was like a burst of light, flew past my head as I was turning on the light switch, and I thought it was the bulb popping/burning out. But it wasn't the light bulb, it was fine and worked the next day.

Fletch saw it too, so it wasn't the booze and weed. :1orglaugh

In fact he saw it from a different angle than I did. It was like a ghost bird thing.

I wish it would appear more often. :(

I smell bullshit

I'm a certified paranormal expert. For $400 I will come to your house, do a full evaluation and communicate with the apparhition for you.

try having a ghost on your bed leaning over you about a foot away from your face ..then talk to me about being scared. :glugglug

Face..burn some SANDALWOOD insence in your home. This will calm the spirit..if indeed you do have on in your home. They are not there to frighten you..rather, to relay a message so they may pass on to the other realm. They are kind of stuck in limbo until they pass on the message--then there souls may rest. Don't be frightened.

incubus.

TTIWWOP!

Maybe the ghost wants a geo-targetting script? I wonder where she could buy one for a good reasonable price?

ghosts can sense fear... so when you lay in bed at night... you can't let those thoughts get to you... you know the thoughts i'm referring to... demonic entities roaming within your house, through your walls... above your head, under your bed... angry, evil, apparitions that know you know they're there... waiting to rip your fucking head off.

don't think those things and you'll be fine.

Have you watched Gothika lately? :Oh crap

If it happens again,have the balls and try to talk to her.

I'm seriously interested in this.


Take care man,

JOKER

Yeah, that pissed me off, and I asked her about that...she said the first time she thought she was dreaming or wasn't certain...the second time she just didn't want to scare me.


To all the jokers: I was fucking REAL.
100% of you would shit your pants if you saw it.

Ha, I don't see why people find it scary, I mean now you know there's something after death. If you're not religous that is.

Hey how do you piss them off then?

I want my ghost to reappear dammit!

Was thinking about a ouija board maybe.

:stoned

A ouija board will bring them to you if they are in or around your house so you can ask them why they are here, and the message they want to get across to someone..I dont really know if it will piss them off though:(

Damn, scarry shit. Time to move man.

yea, what a lazy bitch! Got to wonder what other type of shit is going on for he to leave that out of the dinner conversation!





Buddy- the funniest thing I've heard all day!

:thumbsup too much marijuana mayn :winkwink:

<--------- Hey, yeah, that was me. Sorry if I scared you.
I was on my way to claim your mortal soul when I happened to run into your cat. Turns out your cat is a red sox fan too, so we got to chatting about spring training and the addition of schilling and foulke, and what not. This could be the year you know! Anyhoo, your cat and I have a bet now, if the sox win the series you're fine, otherwise you're mine. Heh, the key to this job is to keep it fresh. So, um, you're off the hook for the moment, if you're not already a sox fan, now might be a good time to jump on the band wagon. And all of that sandalwood and other realm stuff that SlickCash Sarah was talking about, don't believe her. Makes no difference, I don't have a nose. But hey if it makes you feel better, go nuts.

See you soon,
G. Reaper
(Death)

They must be carrying anger from their past life or you've disturbed something of their past life.

A ouija board can & will most likely allow them to communicate - if you're into the stuff, I suggest you being straight if you're going to do it - don't want to be all high if you get a pissed off spirit trying to voice their anger and decides not to go.

was it a tranny ghost?