Definition of a 909er *FUNNY*
 

909er <<...OLE_Obj...>>
(n.) Derogatory One who is from Riverside.

Often used by Newport Beach locals to describe hayseeds who have come from the 909 area code trying to approximate the chichi beach lifestyle.

Women - wears plastic shoes, sequined dresses in the daytime and dragon-lady nails.

Men- Wear oxfords, Sears ties and bad Rolex watches that don't fit.
poor white trash, wears wife beaters, drives a lifted truck thats so beat up it hardly runs, tobacco under his lip , smokes unfiltered camels, loves nascar. the lowest of the low, cheapest of the cheap.