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Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 08:59 PM

fastest way to lose weight?
 
I need your help. What is the easiest and fastest way to lose weight. I know its not exactly healthy to drop weight fast but right now i dont care.

Any suggestions on a specific diet??????

Juicy D. Links 03-15-2004 09:00 PM

2 gallons of cum per day and hot tea

SENSEX 03-15-2004 09:00 PM

Breast reduction

Keev 03-15-2004 09:00 PM

Try the survivor diet, rice and fish.... and plenty of excerise

tbabe 03-15-2004 09:00 PM

water, yogurt and rice cakes is good. you'll drop the weight pretty quickly and the yogurt tastes pretty good.

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
2 gallons of cum per day and hot tea
juicy im serious. Please..I really need help with this...

cherrylula 03-15-2004 09:01 PM

cabbage soup... but no potatoes.

And of course drink water, but not too much or you will retain, but no soft drinks or sugary juices, etc.

found this:
http://www.cabbage-soup-diet.com

if you like spicy food add lots of tabasco to this, yummy

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe
water, yogurt and rice cakes is good. you'll drop the weight pretty quickly and the yogurt tastes pretty good.
I candeal with the water and rice cakes but the yogurt is a no go. I get sick when I eat it. (im lactose intolerant)

xenigo 03-15-2004 09:01 PM

eat 1 meal a day, and exercise 1 hour a day.

TekayRoyal 03-15-2004 09:01 PM

get some ANOREX........works for me in immediate need of weight loss.....it's on the net somewhere paid about 75$ for it

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
cabbage soup... but no potatoes.

And of course drink water, but not too much or you will retain, but no soft drinks or sugary juices, etc.

i tried the cabbage soup. It tastes like ass lol. Makes you umm..youknow...wayyyy to muchlol. Almost like a laxative.

Spunky 03-15-2004 09:02 PM

Try those diet shakes ,and you guys have those over the counter diet pills there right?

Juicy D. Links 03-15-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons


juicy im serious. Please..I really need help with this...



Xenadrine , work out or any other type of Xenadrine product

AWC 03-15-2004 09:03 PM

how much weight and in what time frame do you need the loss?

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
eat 1 meal a day, and exercise 1 hour a day.
Bingo..thats what i have been doing and I have gained weight. UGH!!!

Ic3m4nZ 03-15-2004 09:03 PM

You ate too much Wendy's with the donations you got here :1orglaugh

GrimShawn 03-15-2004 09:04 PM

http://www.gorecore.com/shawn/surprised.gif

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
how much weight and in what time frame do you need the loss?
i dont have a certain time frame persay..its just that I cant stand it anymore. The faster the better.

Im very frustrated. I eat one meal a day..i use my treadmill and thats about it..yet I have gained weight..wtf??

cherrylula 03-15-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons


i tried the cabbage soup. It tastes like ass lol. Makes you umm..youknow...wayyyy to muchlol. Almost like a laxative.

Uh how else do you think it helps you lose weight fast? :1orglaugh

Gotta clean out those intestines, nothing worse than impacted feces to make you get fat (eww) and up goes the metabolism.

Or just go get a colonic, but I could never let a stranger vaccuum out my asshole. Um or anyone for that matter.

maxdaname 03-15-2004 09:06 PM

Stop eating and exercise till you fall in a coma

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
You ate too much Wendy's with the donations you got here :1orglaugh
dude thats really fuckin harsh and totally uncalled for. :(

TekayRoyal 03-15-2004 09:06 PM

OR.......get some clenbuterol from overseas.......this shit will work outstanding......worked for me too..but the anorex was the best

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TekayRoyal
OR.......get some clenbuterol from overseas.......this shit will work outstanding......worked for me too..but the anorex was the best
what's anorex? what are the side effects?

Nonical 03-15-2004 09:08 PM

just don't eat for a whole week!

you'll lose about 3 pounds and then die...

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nonical
just don't eat for a whole week!

you'll lose about 3 pounds and then die...

can you not be serious?

TekayRoyal 03-15-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons


what's anorex? what are the side effects?

anorex is a weight loss pill for overly obease people.....it says u shouldn't use it if your not so many pounds overweight...but if u use it in moderation, side effects only last a week....a little nauseu was the only effect i had....it contains ephredra though, but you don't need a prescription

Elli 03-15-2004 09:11 PM

If you consume too few nutritional calories, your body will go into starvation mode, and will try to store EVERYTHING you eat as fat. To lose 1.5 lbs a week, you need to consume 500 calories a day less than what you burn.

So...

basic living approx 1100 calories
treadmill for an hour 600 calories
---
1700 calories

so consume 1200 calories or less on the days you work out, but not too much less or your body will work against you.

KRL 03-15-2004 09:11 PM

Go buy a wrestler's sweat suit. They're made of a non-breathable plastic like material so you sweat like a waterfall. Find a building with about 5 flights of stairs. Put on the suit and run up and down the stairs for however long you can.

The weight wil come so fast its almost unhealthy. But you will lose weight fast.

Wrestlers use this method to meet their match weights.

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:12 PM

I just wanna be a normalsize. Im not crazy overweight. I just need to lose a few pounds.

I dont like pills but I will take them if I have to.

I normall eat baked chicken like 5 times a week (no skin) and veggies. So what the hell? Wher eis the weight coming from? And NOOO im not preggo!

sumphatpimp 03-15-2004 09:12 PM

fish rice and chicken (no skin) and green vegtables and raw fruit.
no salt or sugar or bread.

plenty of exercise

frankthetank 03-15-2004 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks




Xenadrine , work out or any other type of Xenadrine product

Try this one... it worked for me! I lost about 30lbs in about 2 months. I also had a protein rich diet (have some carbs because it give you energy for working out) focus on working out and running and try playing a sport you enjoy 2-3 times a week (I played hockey 3 or 4 times a week) also drink water (I drank about 6 or 7 bottles of water a day) xenadrine worked well as it speeds up the process (I used Q which is a misture of caffiene and ephedra)

Vanilla DeVille 03-15-2004 09:13 PM

Try the South Beach Diet. I know of a few people on it and they lost weight fast!!! I think it averages about 6 lbs a week.

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TekayRoyal


anorex is a weight loss pill for overly obease people.....it says u shouldn't use it if your not so many pounds overweight...but if u use it in moderation, side effects only last a week....a little nauseu was the only effect i had....it contains ephredra though, but you don't need a prescription

is there a website where I can check this stuff out?

pushpills 03-15-2004 09:14 PM

ephedrine based products + put down the fork

Vitasoy 03-15-2004 09:14 PM

Eat nothing but subway *6 choices of 6 grams or less subs*, and 30-40 mins of jogging everyday, and your set to go. (seriously this will work)

MrIzzz 03-15-2004 09:14 PM

for a quick fix, use trimspa.....its the pills anna nichole is using



to really lose weight in a healthy way, cut you portions, eat at least 3 times a day, dont eat 4 hours before you go to bed, and get some excersice..........sex, walking, sex, swimming,,,,, at least an hour a day 5 times a week




:thumbsup i lost 45 lbs in 4 months by doing that

Oracle Porn 03-15-2004 09:15 PM

eat dick instead of food.
swollow cum instead of water.

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frankthetank


Try this one... it worked for me! I lost about 30lbs in about 2 months. I also had a protein rich diet (have some carbs because it give you energy for working out) focus on working out and running and try playing a sport you enjoy 2-3 times a week (I played hockey 3 or 4 times a week) also drink water (I drank about 6 or 7 bottles of water a day) xenadrine worked well as it speeds up the process (I used Q which is a misture of caffiene and ephedra)

hmm I have a bottle of that here. I never used it thought. (never needed to until now)

I dont playmeny sports anymore since I work from home..however..anything is worth a shot.

Heather Hamptons 03-15-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
for a quick fix, use trimspa.....its the pills anna nichole is using



to really lose weight in a healthy way, cut you portions, eat at least 3 times a day, dont eat 4 hours before you go to bed, and get some excersice..........sex, walking, sex, swimming,,,,, at least an hour a day 5 times a week




:thumbsup i lost 45 lbs in 4 months by doing that

I thought about that. I went to their site and did the evaluation. Its really expensive. $300 for 3 months.

Juicy D. Links 03-15-2004 09:17 PM

Winstrol Depot
1 ml Amp @ 50mg/ml



Winstrol is commonly used for cutting and gainskeeping for Horses . A mild steroid with few side affects but when used properly can yield excellent results. Who will forget Ben Johnsons fantastically cut and hard look when he was banned from athletics for its use? Imagine what it could do for your Horse In the range of 350mg to 700mg per week.


Ephadrine Hydrochloride
30mg Tabs

Ephadrine is a vastly underrated drug used as a thermogenic for cutting but it also has a strong appetite suppressing ability. This is the proper chemical version which is vastly superior to the herbal variants. Dose of 2 to 4 tabs per day usually 2 weeks on and 2 off or as a pre-workout boost. It helps give massive extra energy when used pre workout.


Winstrol
Stanozolol

10mg tabs
New in produced by Pegasus. The Australian brand which everyone is talking about and for good reason. The quality is just the best there is. This is the brand used by olympic athletes. I have been trying for 2 years to get an "in" on this brand and now have it direct from the factory.

Please state if you want in original sealed glass bottle ( quite heavy and bulky ) or re-packed for discreet shipping.

BlueDesignStudios 03-15-2004 09:18 PM

Cut your legs off

InsaneMidget 03-15-2004 09:19 PM

vitamins and water for 5 days and workout lightly for 5 days or so.

No, it's not healthy, but thats what you asked for, I can lose up to 15 pounds in two days if I want (Mostly water ofcourse), it's all about learning about your body and how to control it in different ways, your body works different than mine obviously, so experiment.

But serious, eat healthy, salads with chicken, cheese, water, and workout atleast, ATLEAST 1.5 hours a day...you'll lsoe the weight for good instead of gaining it all back like every other way does, trust me I know...Just workout and keep being positive to yourself, don't be scared to congratulate yourself and after awhile you'll love working out...

Here is a cool little fact to work for:

It has been proven by studies that if you can workout consistently for only six straight months, you will almost be 100% sure to workout for the rest of your life, that it becomes a habit and something that becomes a part of your life.

Nonical 03-15-2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
eat dick instead of food.
swollow cum instead of water.

that would only work for you...

Juicy D. Links 03-15-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Winstrol Depot
1 ml Amp @ 50mg/ml



Winstrol is commonly used for cutting and gainskeeping for Horses . A mild steroid with few side affects but when used properly can yield excellent results. Who will forget Ben Johnsons fantastically cut and hard look when he was banned from athletics for its use? Imagine what it could do for your Horse In the range of 350mg to 700mg per week.


Ephadrine Hydrochloride
30mg Tabs

Ephadrine is a vastly underrated drug used as a thermogenic for cutting but it also has a strong appetite suppressing ability. This is the proper chemical version which is vastly superior to the herbal variants. Dose of 2 to 4 tabs per day usually 2 weeks on and 2 off or as a pre-workout boost. It helps give massive extra energy when used pre workout.


Winstrol
Stanozolol

10mg tabs
New in produced by Pegasus. The Australian brand which everyone is talking about and for good reason. The quality is just the best there is. This is the brand used by olympic athletes. I have been trying for 2 years to get an "in" on this brand and now have it direct from the factory.

Please state if you want in original sealed glass bottle ( quite heavy and bulky ) or re-packed for discreet shipping.




NOTICE = There has been some confusion over the purpose of this site. I would like to make it clear that these products and the information I offer is based entirely on HORSES.

If there is a similarity between Horse and Human doses it is entirely coincidental and of no relevance to the information here.

These are not for Humans - Just Horses.

TekayRoyal 03-15-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Winstrol Depot
1 ml Amp @ 50mg/ml



Winstrol is commonly used for cutting and gainskeeping for Horses . A mild steroid with few side affects but when used properly can yield excellent results. Who will forget Ben Johnsons fantastically cut and hard look when he was banned from athletics for its use? Imagine what it could do for your Horse In the range of 350mg to 700mg per week.


Ephadrine Hydrochloride
30mg Tabs

Ephadrine is a vastly underrated drug used as a thermogenic for cutting but it also has a strong appetite suppressing ability. This is the proper chemical version which is vastly superior to the herbal variants. Dose of 2 to 4 tabs per day usually 2 weeks on and 2 off or as a pre-workout boost. It helps give massive extra energy when used pre workout.


Winstrol
Stanozolol

10mg tabs
New in produced by Pegasus. The Australian brand which everyone is talking about and for good reason. The quality is just the best there is. This is the brand used by olympic athletes. I have been trying for 2 years to get an "in" on this brand and now have it direct from the factory.

Please state if you want in original sealed glass bottle ( quite heavy and bulky ) or re-packed for discreet shipping.

winstrol....is very bad for girls....very bad

Juicy D. Links 03-15-2004 09:21 PM

I inject this in my penis

Sustanon 250
1ml Amp @ 250mg/ml

A blend of 4 Testosterone esters to provide a long lasting effect. 30mg Test Propionate, 60mg Test Phenyl propionate, 60mg Test Isocaproate, 100mg Test Decanoate. The so called "King of Tests for Horses ". Normal dose for Horses is between 500mg and 1500mg weekly.

MrIzzz 03-15-2004 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons


I thought about that. I went to their site and did the evaluation. Its really expensive. $300 for 3 months.

trimspa is the quick fix


but if you have the time to lose the weight then do what i posted



just by doing that i lost 3 inches off my waist and now i can see my cock below my waist

emthree 03-15-2004 09:21 PM

KRL: Links?
I never heard of this.

My Recommendation:
1) A lot of water
2) Stacker3 - wait aprox an hour for it to kick in
3) 1-3 Hours of cardio [you will sweat a bucket]
4) 1/2 Hour of weight training ... better firm than flabby

BTW: Post some pictures, we might be able to better assist you judging from your current shape/figure.

m00d 03-15-2004 09:22 PM

get off your ass

KMR Stitch 03-15-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Go buy a wrestler's sweat suit. They're made of a non-breathable plastic like material so you sweat like a waterfall. Find a building with about 5 flights of stairs. Put on the suit and run up and down the stairs for however long you can.

The weight wil come so fast its almost unhealthy. But you will lose weight fast.

Wrestlers use this method to meet their match weights.


I was varsity for many years in High school I went from 157-133 in 1 month :-x

Trash bags. No food no water 24 hrs before a match

Spit and chew gum.

rinse with water in the shower to quench your thirst.

Run 3 miles a day in trash bags. + Wear sweat shirts and 2 t-shirts

Repete 2hr hardcore work out per day.


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