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  • jact
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    • Sep 2002
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    #1

    So I just got head from this chick...

    and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

    Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

    At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?
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  • LadyMischief
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    • Sep 2002
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    #2
    Hahhaa I thought she was crying, and when I saw her laughing her ass off and found out what happened I howled

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    • StuartD
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      #3
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      • jmarzlak
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        • Jan 2004
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        #4
        good head = slut, but more power to ya
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        • Rictor
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          • Jan 2001
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          #5
          Why the fuck did I click on this thread? Now I'm gonna have nightmares.

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          • cluck
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            #6
            Originally posted by LadyMischief
            Hahhaa I thought she was crying, and when I saw her laughing her ass off and found out what happened I howled
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            • jmk
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              #7
              next time stick your dick up her nose!

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              • CDSmith
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                • May 2001
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                #8
                Originally posted by Rictor
                Why the fuck did I click on this thread? Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
                Rictor, what does your wife Laura do when your jizz shoots out another girl's nose right in front of her?
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                • jact
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cluck


                  Good person to be married to you must be.
                  She is, verily.
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                  • Fluid of Fuck Me
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                    #10
                    This would only, could only happen to you :D

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                    • axelcat
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MaskedMan
                      Got Milk?

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                      • jact
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fluid of Fuck Me
                        This would only, could only happen to you :D
                        What I'm wondering is, if I fucked her and didn't wear a rubber, would my jizz shoot out her ass? (Oh god that's a horrible mental image).
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                        • Doctor Dre
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by jact
                          and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

                          Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

                          At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?
                          OMFG that's an HORROR story . FIRST time I hear that in my life lol
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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by jact
                            What I'm wondering is, if I fucked her and didn't wear a rubber, would my jizz shoot out her ass? (Oh god that's a horrible mental image).
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                            ... it very well might.
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                            • XxXotic
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                              #15
                              that crazy bitch from the sto?
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                              • jact
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by XxXotic
                                that crazy bitch from the sto?
                                Naw, I'm sure the crazy bitch from the store's head would have just started to revolve or some shit.. She's fucking whack.
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                                • CDSmith
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                                  #17
                                  I take it you got all this recorded digitally, yes?
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                                  • XxXotic
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jact
                                    Naw, I'm sure the crazy bitch from the store's head would have just started to revolve or some shit.. She's fucking whack.
                                    but you wanna hit it! you're just worried about the repurcussions
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                                    • JDog
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                                      #19
                                      Damn, that sucks, but atleast she cleaned up!

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                                      • Tofu
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                                        #20
                                        You two are a fun couple. Lets kick it sometime!
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                                        • maxdaname
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                                          #21
                                          Pic?Video?

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                                          • jact
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                                            You two are a fun couple. Lets kick it sometime!
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                                            • digifan
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                                              • Oct 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                              <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


                                              ... it very well might.
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                                              • Paul Waters
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                                                #24
                                                Where is she located?

                                                If she is in Toronto, I may be able to make her a star!



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                                                • mailman
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                                                  • Mar 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  sorry i spat it back up! just your tiny cock was funny.

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                                                  • jact
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mailman
                                                    sorry i spat it back up! just your tiny cock was funny.
                                                    You're a chick now?
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                                                    • raster
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                                                      #27


                                                      Originally posted by jmk
                                                      next time stick your dick up her nose!

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                                                      • jpwhits
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                        <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


                                                        ... it very well might.


                                                        i wonder if she ever accidently shits out of her pussy
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                                                        • Va2k
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                                                          • Oct 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jact
                                                          and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

                                                          Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

                                                          At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?
                                                          Yea I hate when it cums out of my nose as well damn men


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                                                          • LadyMischief
                                                            Orgasms N Such!
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 18135

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                            Where is she located?

                                                            If she is in Toronto, I may be able to make her a star!

                                                            Just north of! lol

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                                                            • Ash@phpFX
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


                                                              ... it very well might.
                                                              hehehe thats nice, im guessing its not photoshopped either

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                                                              • kowntafit
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                                                                #32
                                                                I've heard of a move called the "Angry Dragon" where you blow your load in her mouth and then wack the back of her head. Apparently it all comes out of her nose if you do it right and she looks like an angry dragon. I don't know how well known this is but I think its simular to what you got, minus the wack.

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                                                                • TheEnforcer
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  hahahaha.. too damn funny!!
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                                                                  • GrimShawn
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                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • StuartD
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                      <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


                                                                      ... it very well might.
                                                                      It's amazing how many guys don't think that it's possible that she has TWO different pairs of panties (or whatever) she's pulling out of those holes.

                                                                      They just instantly assume that it's connected in the middle somehow.

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                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by asher
                                                                        hehehe thats nice, im guessing its not photoshopped either
                                                                        Correct, not photoshopped.




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                                                                        • myjah
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          who cares? you got head. enjoy it
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                                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            That's where the name "cock snot" originally came from. <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">
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                                                                            • ADL_Christy
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                                                                                this thread was exactly what i expected
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                                                                                • Shortbread
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by jact
                                                                                  and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

                                                                                  Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

                                                                                  At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?
                                                                                  I am so confused....I thought you were married to Lady Mischief. Am I wrong? Or are you a stunt cock?

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                                                                                  • jact
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Shortbread


                                                                                    I am so confused....I thought you were married to Lady Mischief. Am I wrong? Or are you a stunt cock?
                                                                                    I am married to her, and no, I'm not a stunt cock.
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                                                                                    • 4Pics
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      better to have good head then bad head!

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                                                                                      • Shortbread
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by jact
                                                                                        I am married to her, and no, I'm not a stunt cock.
                                                                                        Help a newbie out....what's going on here? Other girls give you head and she watches or this is a made up story?

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                                                                                        • jact
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Shortbread


                                                                                          Help a newbie out....what's going on here? Other girls give you head and she watches or this is a made up story?
                                                                                          A friend of mine gave me head, where's the difficulty in understanding here? LadyM was downstairs, not watching. Got it?
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                                                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Jact & Lady M's marriage is..... well..... unique. "Enviable" is another word some might use to describe it.

                                                                                            Let's just leave it at that. :D
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                                                                                            • cold_ice
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Shortbread


                                                                                              Help a newbie out....what's going on here? Other girls give you head and she watches or this is a made up story?
                                                                                              He is just lucky

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                                                                                              • AWC
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                nothing up her sleeve...

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                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by jact
                                                                                                  and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

                                                                                                  Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

                                                                                                  At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?
                                                                                                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is hilarious.

                                                                                                  By the way, no, never happened to me. Glad of it too.

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                                                                                                  • reynold
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    How the hell did it got there?!

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