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jact 03-15-2004 06:23 PM

So I just got head from this chick...
 
and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?

LadyMischief 03-15-2004 06:24 PM

Hahhaa I thought she was crying, and when I saw her laughing her ass off and found out what happened I howled

StuartD 03-15-2004 06:24 PM

Got Milk?

jmarzlak 03-15-2004 06:25 PM

good head = slut, but more power to ya

Rictor 03-15-2004 06:26 PM

Why the fuck did I click on this thread? Now I'm gonna have nightmares.

cluck 03-15-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Hahhaa I thought she was crying, and when I saw her laughing her ass off and found out what happened I howled
Good person to be married to you must be. :2 cents:

jmk 03-15-2004 06:27 PM

next time stick your dick up her nose!

CDSmith 03-15-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Why the fuck did I click on this thread? Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
Rictor, what does your wife Laura do when your jizz shoots out another girl's nose right in front of her?

jact 03-15-2004 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck


Good person to be married to you must be. :2 cents:

She is, verily.

Fluid of Fuck Me 03-15-2004 06:29 PM

This would only, could only happen to you :D

axelcat 03-15-2004 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
Got Milk?
:1orglaugh

jact 03-15-2004 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fluid of Fuck Me
This would only, could only happen to you :D
What I'm wondering is, if I fucked her and didn't wear a rubber, would my jizz shoot out her ass? (Oh god that's a horrible mental image).

Doctor Dre 03-15-2004 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?

OMFG that's an HORROR story . FIRST time I hear that in my life lol

CDSmith 03-15-2004 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
What I'm wondering is, if I fucked her and didn't wear a rubber, would my jizz shoot out her ass? (Oh god that's a horrible mental image).
<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


... it very well might. :eek2

XxXotic 03-15-2004 06:32 PM

that crazy bitch from the sto? :Graucho

jact 03-15-2004 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
that crazy bitch from the sto? :Graucho
Naw, I'm sure the crazy bitch from the store's head would have just started to revolve or some shit.. She's fucking whack.

CDSmith 03-15-2004 06:34 PM

I take it you got all this recorded digitally, yes? :Graucho

XxXotic 03-15-2004 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
Naw, I'm sure the crazy bitch from the store's head would have just started to revolve or some shit.. She's fucking whack.
:1orglaugh but you wanna hit it! you're just worried about the repurcussions :helpme

JDog 03-15-2004 06:34 PM

Damn, that sucks, but atleast she cleaned up! :)

jDoG

Tofu 03-15-2004 06:35 PM

You two are a fun couple. Lets kick it sometime! :Graucho

maxdaname 03-15-2004 06:36 PM

Pic?Video?

jact 03-15-2004 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
You two are a fun couple. Lets kick it sometime! :Graucho
:Graucho

digifan 03-15-2004 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


... it very well might. :eek2

:evil-laug :eek7

Paul Waters 03-15-2004 06:40 PM

Where is she located?

If she is in Toronto, I may be able to make her a star!

:rasta

mailman 03-15-2004 06:42 PM

sorry i spat it back up! just your tiny cock was funny.

jact 03-15-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mailman
sorry i spat it back up! just your tiny cock was funny.
You're a chick now? :winkwink:

raster 03-15-2004 06:47 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally posted by jmk
next time stick your dick up her nose!

jpwhits 03-15-2004 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


... it very well might. :eek2



i wonder if she ever accidently shits out of her pussy :1orglaugh

Va2k 03-15-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?

Yea I hate when it cums out of my nose as well :( damn men


:helpme

LadyMischief 03-15-2004 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
Where is she located?

If she is in Toronto, I may be able to make her a star!

:rasta

Just north of! lol

Ash@phpFX 03-15-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


... it very well might. :eek2

hehehe thats nice, im guessing its not photoshopped either

kowntafit 03-15-2004 07:23 PM

I've heard of a move called the "Angry Dragon" where you blow your load in her mouth and then wack the back of her head. Apparently it all comes out of her nose if you do it right and she looks like an angry dragon. I don't know how well known this is but I think its simular to what you got, minus the wack.

TheEnforcer 03-15-2004 07:47 PM

hahahaha.. too damn funny!!

GrimShawn 03-15-2004 07:48 PM

http://www.gorecore.com/shawn/surprised.gif

StuartD 03-15-2004 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">


... it very well might. :eek2

It's amazing how many guys don't think that it's possible that she has TWO different pairs of panties (or whatever) she's pulling out of those holes.

They just instantly assume that it's connected in the middle somehow.

"Guessing it's not photoshoped" :1orglaugh

CDSmith 03-15-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
hehehe thats nice, im guessing its not photoshopped either
Correct, not photoshopped.




I know how it was done though. :1orglaugh

myjah 03-15-2004 08:41 PM

who cares? you got head. enjoy it

CDSmith 03-15-2004 09:07 PM

That's where the name "cock snot" originally came from. <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

ADL_Christy 03-15-2004 09:29 PM

classic....i love it!

Rankings 03-15-2004 09:30 PM

this thread was exactly what i expected

Shortbread 03-15-2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?

I am so confused....I thought you were married to Lady Mischief. Am I wrong? Or are you a stunt cock?

jact 03-15-2004 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shortbread


I am so confused....I thought you were married to Lady Mischief. Am I wrong? Or are you a stunt cock?

I am married to her, and no, I'm not a stunt cock.

4Pics 03-15-2004 09:39 PM

better to have good head then bad head!

Shortbread 03-15-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I am married to her, and no, I'm not a stunt cock.
Help a newbie out....what's going on here? Other girls give you head and she watches or this is a made up story?

jact 03-15-2004 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shortbread


Help a newbie out....what's going on here? Other girls give you head and she watches or this is a made up story?

A friend of mine gave me head, where's the difficulty in understanding here? LadyM was downstairs, not watching. Got it?

CDSmith 03-15-2004 09:47 PM

Jact & Lady M's marriage is..... well..... unique. "Enviable" is another word some might use to describe it.

Let's just leave it at that. :D

cold_ice 03-15-2004 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shortbread


Help a newbie out....what's going on here? Other girls give you head and she watches or this is a made up story?

He is just lucky:thumbsup

AWC 03-15-2004 09:59 PM

Quote:

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/magictrick.jpg">
nothing up her sleeve...

it's MAGIC!

Shoehorn! 03-15-2004 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
and it was pretty damn good, the girl's got some skills (Gee, I wonder how she got that way).. Anyhow, I blow my load and she swallows, or at least, she starts to... Anyhow, suddenly she starts shooting my jizz out her nose and I'm fucking covered in cum.. She starts laughing hysterically, which coats me even more in jizz since there's still some in her mouth..

Like, wtf? Since when does cum come back up through the nose?! I thought that was reserved for milk or other soft drinks when reading amusing posts on GFY?

At least she was polite enough to clean me up, but damn, that was hella weird. Ever happen to you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is hilarious.

By the way, no, never happened to me. Glad of it too.

reynold 03-15-2004 11:07 PM

How the hell did it got there?!


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