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Check out my new ride!!!!

I get to ride this now.. oh i'm so happy

http://www.pissfunny.com/pictures/ga...eones-wife.jpg

That sucks, now im sick gotta do something in my toilet brb

:throwup

bring it back to the dealership, you got fucking ripped

ahah i like the last comment made ^ i know thats really not your ride if it was then DAMN

eeehhhhh nasty :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Tranny!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't know if I've got to cry or laugh..

jealous fellas??

its like riding a giant endangered turtle.

how many grilled cheeses did she eat before the shoot?

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Originally posted by Sosa
ewww

ewwwy gwoss!!!

so eh, is that built for speed or comfort?

Woman or waterbed?

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Originally posted by PissFunny
I get to ride this now.. oh i'm so happy

http://www.pissfunny.com/pictures/ga...eones-wife.jpg

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Woman or waterbed?

You could easily mistake one for the other.

Does it feel like rubber? :winkwink:

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
how many grilled cheeses did she eat before the shoot?

Mmmm grilled cheese...

For as long as you're happy! Whatever pleases the man, right?

good for you! Fat things need lovin too, and better you give it then me

"the price is wrong bitch"

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Originally posted by Yngwie
bring it back to the dealership, you got fucking ripped

:1orglaugh

It's a fuckin Low Rider!!:1orglaugh

make sure to check the oil

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Originally posted by PissFunny
I get to ride this now.. oh i'm so happy

http://www.pissfunny.com/pictures/ga...eones-wife.jpg

i think thats who hawkeye was talkin about when he posted this in another thread:

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Originally posted by Hawkeye
The thing about 90% of most women that become mothers is that their twat stretches out and they get a big gut. They started eating for two, and they find they like it. So it's twinkies and m&ms all day. Then they run up the mastercard buying the Tova Borgnine wrinkle cream and the Bob Bowersox spatula collection from QVC which they watch all day. So you come home from your day at work, and you see this fat fuck in polyester stretch pants. "I took Dakota to the doctor and he has ADD. And Ashleigh has the flu and I think I have a scratchy throat too. And the voyager makes a ping ping sound so you have to take it down to the garage. And I think I damaged the springs under the front seat when I loaded my 400 lb ass onto it while strapping and unstrapping and adjusting and unadjusting the rear facing child safety seats while it took me 45 minutes to load and unload the screaming little treasures in and out of the car."

You see, once the woman has her two little trophies, she doesn't need you any more, except as a meal ticket.