Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk .
 

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk .

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're
drunk .. .

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when
you're drunk ...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me.

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

I'm not too drive to drunk officer.

:thumbsup

i love you

Hehe, that's probably the best one.

aww thanks really :p

hehe, thats the best one

Haha:thumbsup

:) ur welcome

Sushi Chef
Hard to say sober too

"How old were you again?"

this is why i dont talk when im drunk

becuase it is absolutely true

"No."

I swear to drunk I am not god.

Im not as think as you drunk I am.




ThePornPusher :thumbsup