The Chuck E. Cheese conspiracy
 

Ok so I take my daughters to Chuck E. Cheese yesterday. They are all about playing the games and winning tickets to trade for prizes.
Well last time we went, I noticed that when the game was over, sometimes there was no tickets.

Well this time I know why!

So while the game is going, im watching the tickets spitting out of the machine. I look up at the game and back at the tickets and they are gone!!

The little freaks are stealing the tickets.
Not only that, but they are all working together under the rule of one evil fat 6 year old hiding at the top of the playset tubes.
He has a following of 4-6 year olds that hide along machines waiting for tickets to spit out. Then they move in with lightning speed, steal your tickets and deliver them to the "boss" at the top.

I watched this go on for about an hour. Then the "boss" slides down and goes to the ticket cashout machine to get his points receipt.

On my way out, the "boss" was cashing out, when I walked by, I bent over and whispered to him: "I know what your up to and I'm telling your mom".

He looked at me in horror and ran to the bathroom.
It's now my mission in life to take the Chuck E. Cheese bandit down, I will let you know how it goes as the weeks progress.

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I remember going there when I was young...if you pull on the tickets just right they will keep coming. :winkwink:

ahahahahhaaa

the corruption at Chuck E Cheese rivals that of the white house!

True, it goes deep, but I will hunt the rats down.

Hahaha dont forget to keep us up to date on how it's going :1orglaugh

I think its funny they serve beer at Chuck E. Cheese.

Damn and we almost went last night.

Which one is this going on in. We are in Miami. If you are not here we will start to look for a "BOSS" Network.

This could be more wide spread than you think.

We may have to hire some help tp stop this kind of thing.


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good luck with your mission :thumbsup

haven't been there in ages, not since I realized that I could extend my arm and drop a ball into the 6th bozo bucket......that just took the fun right out of it :winkwink:

that place is an instant migraine

nice idea that everyone is stamped, so you can sit down and the kids can go have fun - but that just means there are a shitload of mainiac kids running loose on there own thru the place

any guy walking more than 10 feet will have at least one high speed geeked up rug rat crash into his balls - they are blinded by those fucking tickets - just like old people are drawn to slot machines in Atlantic City

Thats a funny story, good thing you got them!!!!

Yeah since the majority of the crowd there is 3ft tall, I must have been racked about 40 times.

I'm wearing a cup next time I go

liked it better as showbiz pizza

Hmmm do you think he was Italian?

hmmm well it was a pizza place

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nut racking chuck e cheese mobsters

amen

anyway yes this story is nice you need to call crimestoppers
i cant believe these racketeering 6 year old sons of bitches

slap RICO on them whodi

Ya, those where my nephews .. Little Vinny, Sal Jr. and the rest of the junior Guidos. :1orglaugh

I let them head up the Chucky Cheese racket up in that area, lol

I'm a little younger than you guys, but when those ticket counters came out. I had some tickets laminated, and would just pull them out and push in. Basically jacked off the machine, I would get 392463 tickets on 4 laminated ones. Thats my sercret.

fuck a chucky cheese and there 6 year old bandits

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maybe I should just leave it alone, maybe the Chuck E. Cheese mafia is too powerful to mess with

i worked at chuck e cheese for 2 days. i was the mouse twice. on my fifteen minute breaks, that is. i never learned the dance so i had to look around and follow the kids' lead. the children went up and hugged me after the dance and started pulling at my finger that was poking through the raggedy suit. i was also wearing a plastic bag on my head to protect myself from lice.


c.e.c. is the devil.