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Dildozer 03-14-2004 11:32 PM

Most of you illiterate morons will be working a McJob 3 years from now
 
Face it:

Most of you retards lack the intelligence to adapt in this business or any business. Hell most of you aren't business people at all. You're a bunch of kids who thought you could make easy money and if you got lucky and worked hard enough, you did... for a while... Can't blame you for that, I got in for the same reason.
I'm not talking about the program owners but about the new wave of TGP fucktards and sig whores.

And here you are showing off your pimp shit, gambling and whatnot, spending money like tomorrow will always bring more money. You think you're the shit. But deep down you know you're not. You just crave the social acceptation. You need to look better because inside you know you're a piece of shit. So you show off.

Face it, in 3 years from now you'll be looking back at today and be like "Damn i should've saved some of that shit". But instead you'll have a fat ugly toothless girlfriend, a bad gambling problem and no friends.

Face it, if you're still alive then (if you haven't hung yourself after blowing all your porn money away), you'll be working a McJob and if you're lucky you might make assistant manager by the time you reach 35. Congrats big guy, imagine what that money you blew on gambling could've made you by now.

My mom always told me not to shit where i eat. But this business seems to be on a self-destruction agenda and most of you fucktards are taking a big dump in your plate. Hell I admit I am am a bit too.

So mark my words: Most of you n00bs will be working for minimum wage 3 years from now.

Repent sinners and start saving that sig money now, because all good things come to an end.

And the end is sooner than you think
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detoxed 03-14-2004 11:34 PM

URL for application?

=^..^= 03-14-2004 11:37 PM

What about those of us already employed there? :glugglug

KaLi 03-14-2004 11:37 PM

I win?

StuartD 03-14-2004 11:39 PM

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dropped9 03-14-2004 11:40 PM

Yes master......

bhutocracy 03-14-2004 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
http://www.sponsorslist.com/temp/A000006.jpg
lol.

quiet 03-14-2004 11:41 PM

:(

digifan 03-14-2004 11:43 PM

Read it.. very carefully.

"XBIZ: Do you think there is room for people to get into the business still?

LENS: Emphatically yes. I would have told you this five years ago. There's room for people to get into the business, but don't do what other people do. There are a lot of ways to make money in this business, a ton of ways. I mean, anything from buying Google ad words and sending them to sponsors. You know, there are guys that start searching Kazaa for porn and videos and see what comes up. There are still ways for people to make money. "

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-14-2004 11:43 PM

McWhat?

CyberTraffic 03-14-2004 11:44 PM

Do you think submitting a resume would be overkill? :Oh crap

digifan 03-14-2004 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
McWhat?
MacIntosh?

:helpme

PissFunny 03-14-2004 11:44 PM

you will be pleased to learn that in 3 years i will be king of the world. thank you.

crackerboy 03-14-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
What about those of us already employed there? :glugglug
ahhhahahahaha:thumbsup

Dildozer 03-14-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberTraffic
Do you think submitting a resume would be overkill? :Oh crap
No but they don't take resumes. You actually have to fill their own form BY HAND!!!!!

Muahahahahahaha!

Ok Quiet is excluded, I don't think he's living in excess to what he's making and gambling doesn't seem to be his style.:thumbsup

Theo 03-14-2004 11:49 PM

:(

buddyjuf 03-14-2004 11:51 PM

very interesting post!

I must say, I have never had a "real job"
I am also quite young!

working on the net has made me some decent coin in the past and still does now, but what I do is SAVE, I try to save 50% of every penny I make

by now, I can buy myself a car, pay for my university education and so on

do I think I will always stay in this biz? maybe. I have yet to start a "real project" like paysite or so, but its all on it's way

it's not playing it hard, it's playing it smart :thumbsup

Axeman 03-14-2004 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


lol.

Nothing wrong with the Pete Rose method.

Dildozer 03-14-2004 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
very interesting post!

I must say, I have never had a "real job"
I am also quite young!

working on the net has made me some decent coin in the past and still does now, but what I do is SAVE, I try to save 50% of every penny I make

by now, I can buy myself a car, pay for my university education and so on

do I think I will always stay in this biz? maybe. I have yet to start a "real project" like paysite or so, but its all on it's way

it's not playing it hard, it's playing it smart :thumbsup

Amen to that

slackologist 03-15-2004 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
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sad and funny at the same time

Paul Markham 03-15-2004 12:05 AM

Most of the people this thread is aimed at are under 25. At that age you do not plan for your future, you live for the moment.

Can you imagine some 20 year old guy earning lots of money and planning for when he's 60? Sounds like Bill Gates. :1orglaugh

Live for the moment kids, you have enough time to worry about the mortgage and paying for the kids education in front of you.

Dildozer
20 year olds partying and enjoying themselves is normal.

Rochard 03-15-2004 12:06 AM

Not me bubba. I'm here for the long run. I'm thinking and planning two - five years ahead, including planning for Lightspeed Cash, my personal goals, and my financial goals. Sometimes it looks like I'm spending a ton of money, but I'm spending a lot less than I'm making and investing everything else wisely - slow growth, long term, stable investments.

No McJob for me.

riosluts 03-15-2004 12:07 AM

what your saying is true. its getting harder and harder to make little money on the net right now. I remember a few years ago it was so easy getting listed on many tgps but now more people are adult webmasters and its harder.

Dveron 03-15-2004 12:26 AM

Thought this thread would have more replies..

Sarah_Jayne 03-15-2004 12:28 AM

Good morning to you too sugar pie :)

Shoehorn! 03-15-2004 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
http://www.sponsorslist.com/temp/A000006.jpg
:1orglaugh

sixxxth_sense 03-15-2004 12:29 AM

yess mommy i will save my money!

wtfck???

whats the point of this fucking thread?

U a teacher? wtfck ?

Dildozer 03-15-2004 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Most of the people this thread is aimed at are under 25. At that age you do not plan for your future, you live for the moment.

Can you imagine some 20 year old guy earning lots of money and planning for when he's 60? Sounds like Bill Gates. :1orglaugh

Live for the moment kids, you have enough time to worry about the mortgage and paying for the kids education in front of you.

Dildozer
20 year olds partying and enjoying themselves is normal.

20 is pretty high for the average here. Wouldn't be surprised if alot more webmasters are under 18.

And yeah 3 years from now they'll be serving fries at McDonalds.

Oh Charly and Rockhard you're exempted from the McJob too :winkwink:

BuggyG 03-15-2004 08:20 AM

hm.. agree with ya totally. But one question comes to mind. If most are illiterate morons. How do they know you talking about them if they can't read the post??:helpme

Dildozer 03-15-2004 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BuggyG
hm.. agree with ya totally. But one question comes to mind. If most are illiterate morons. How do they know you talking about them if they can't read the post??:helpme
Good question, thus the lack of replies from those morons. This thread is just too good for smilies or "I'd hit it"

rjstar 03-15-2004 09:30 AM

I doubt I will be, unless I fuck up my maths degree completly.

PersianKitty 03-15-2004 09:32 AM

Gee, at least I'll have job security.

futureSE 03-15-2004 10:35 AM

The best way is to save at least 75% of your profit , keep it all in the savings account, if you leave it in the checking account, it just happens to dissapear every now and then :)

Dildozer 03-15-2004 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by futureSE
The best way is to save at least 75% of your profit , keep it all in the savings account, if you leave it in the checking account, it just happens to dissapear every now and then :)
Well saving isn't everything either. Thatb money just sits there making minimum interest. :(

Rankings 03-15-2004 10:58 AM

im glad you can see the future, thats a very powerfull gift, so since you have this gift, where will i be in three years?

zentz 03-15-2004 11:04 AM

lol

hoe_vender 03-15-2004 11:04 AM

thanks for the vote of confidence

ytcracker 03-15-2004 11:09 AM

im a mcgangsta

mrthumbs 03-15-2004 11:12 AM

i smell a failed labret imitator


but you're right.

maxjohan 03-15-2004 11:21 AM

I agree that most people here isnt business people. Find your place and you will be making bank... write a book or something.

:2 cents:

Lykos 03-15-2004 11:51 AM

Yeah probably very true...:2 cents:

Babagirls 03-15-2004 11:55 AM

and most of YOU will be 40 yrs old and still trying to make porn your primary income and have nothing for retirement and be poor for the rest of your old life.

being in the porn biz helps me pay my way through COLLEGE! cant depend on porn forever.
but i can depend on the fat checks & 401K and health insurance from having a kick ass job


:glugglug

Dildozer 03-15-2004 04:04 PM

Porn isn't my main income anymore, thank god. I hate this biz, it's getting worse and worse every year with you fucking retards crowding up the place. I mean look at conversions a year ago compared to now.

Enjoy the beer money kids, then it's back to minimum wage for you high school dropouts. Oracle Porn, losing $200 gambling is small change for alot of people on this board, no need to seek acceptance.

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shermo 03-15-2004 04:12 PM

I'm 23, graduting from college, purchasing my first home and saving 70% of what I make. I'm in it for the long haul, and those who work hard will be as well. If this doesn't work out, I have plenty to fall back on, and it won't be at a McJob. :thumbsup

I do know what you mean though. There are too many fuckers out there not willing to do anything other than make a couple bucks a week, buy cars they can't afford, and spend their cash playing poker or whatever. It's sad that people don't plan, but they have to learn somehow. This may be the perfect lesson for them that'll make them think a little more in the future.

Dildozer 03-15-2004 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
I'm 23, purchasing my first home and saving 70% of what I make. I'm in it for the long haul, and those who work hard will be as well. :thumbsup

I do know what you mean though. There are too many fuckers out there not willing to do anything other than make a couple bucks a week, buy cars they can't afford, and spend their cash playing poker or whatever. It's sad that people don't plan, but they have to learn somehow. This may be the perfect lesson for them that'll make them think a little more in the future.

Yes a McJob is a great learning experience.

NoCarrier 03-15-2004 04:27 PM

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Living For Today 03-15-2004 04:30 PM

I dont wish to do this forever. It's always going to be a side project

Dildozer 03-15-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
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:thumbsup One of my favorite!

eroswebmaster 03-15-2004 04:32 PM

Do you know what he's holding?

http://www.mta.org/photos/tn_101-0120_IMG.JPG


It's the world's smallest violin...

TekayRoyal 03-15-2004 04:40 PM

that's confidence inspiring......thanks...see you in the unemployment line


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