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The top ten reason's it's great to be gay:

10. You always live the singles life.

9. Style comes naturally.

8. You understand why "Priscilla: Queen of the Desert" is so popular.

7. You can whip off your shirt on a hot day.

6. Madonna.

5. Everyone dresses better.

4. No having to get someone drunk to have sex with them.

3. No guessing on what to do with the "equipment" in bed.

2. Orgasms are real.

1. No pressure from family and friends to have six ankle biters...