Why women are crabby
 

Why women are crabby

We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find
anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad
it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra
contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our
backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with
those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies,
have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed
cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the
first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus
through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his
little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was
about.

Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and
water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over the
john.
Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to live with
the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and
day making us wonder if we're having Rosemary's Baby. Our once flat bellies
now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pants every
time we sneeze

When the big moment arrives, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions will
invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle with our
big cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it's huff and
puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs.
HearMeRoar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10 ) good push,"
warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the bastard (and hubby)
square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb
bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when all
that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking,
jabbering wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines. The
teen years. Need I say more?

The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in
our mid-30's to early 40's while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th
birthday (which just happens to be the reason all that early hot man sex got
you pregnant in the first place).

Now we hit the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all
womanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned
buds or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July,
wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that
moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get off so
easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods
without soaking their socks...Now I love being a woman but "Womanhood" would
make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby.

Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.


~ unknown, but definitely female.

Whoever wrote this should get a medal.

Thanks, CD...now I understand. :)

hehe :)

Nothing like putting it all in perspective eh?

Amen, sista!

I always figured you as a guy CDsmith....

"author unknown" dipshit.

Now that we understand, women will find some way to change the rules, and we will be in the dark again.

very true. women have gotten the shaft for 1000s of years...no pun intended.

yeah I kinda figured you were not smart enough to write that (or had enough class) also I have not heard of a woman ever getting accussed of child porn.... and of course we all know you have been acccused several times now by several different people.

BTW why did they accuse you anyway?

Well shit man, use your fucking brain before you hit the reply button.







Only one fucktard has insinuated me having something to do with cp. Since he was obviously talking out his ass, he quickly backed down on the point, although his fucktardness was already out there for all to see. The only connection I have to cp is that I have had a hand in having several sites shut down by reporting them to asacp.

I suggest instead of adding your name to the short list of fucktards that you get yourself a clue, otherwise people may start thinking you should need to get a license before you're allowed to speak. Punk

I get under Trey "pimptrash" Hickey's skin SOO much that it drives him to the point of resorting to making that kind of insinuation. Obviously I get under your skin that much too. :1orglaugh


Joes ho, do you have any connection yourself to cp?


Just wondering, since you brought it up and all. Are you even a webmaster? or are you here.... looking?

Well joe? Where's the proof of cp you hinted at me having? Hello? Are you there? Let's see what you got.



heyy Joe
where you goin' with that cp in your hand?
heyyy joe
where you goin' with that cp in your hand?

fuck that,

this is too much boring stuff to read :2 cents:

Having <a href="http://www.kidshealth.org/parent/emotions/behavior/adhd.html" TARGET="_blank">ADD</a> must suck.

Yeah, if you believe what is said around here, I am an ugly old stupid jealous lady who lives in a trailer.:1orglaugh

I love it, CD :)

Joe's ho believes everything pimpdogg tells him. Her. Him. Uh, is joe's ho a him or a her?

Or rather I do.. *grumble*... He took over my laptop :P

I knew you would. I had Lady Jact in mind when I posted it. :D

Being a woman is really remarkable. They can do it all, and still stay beautiful. Never under estimate what a woman can do. She can indeed be stronger than a man.

Right on!