Have you ever used the term "blowkins" ?
 

Heard it on that one episode of ucb so it could be played on tv.


Guy paid a male prostitute to come over and listen to the guy ramble like a madman


gay prostitute goes "I can't take this anymore, 'd rather give one of my jons a blowkins"



just rewatched this episode, hillarious (first season of upright citizens brigade is on dvd)

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