World Sex Tour Final Tally
 

1 Italian
1 African (Guana -- and no, not gonnoreah!)
2 Dutch blondes
1 Spanish tranny
1 Albanian
1 Uruguayan
1 Daytona Beach stripper
2 Soho Brits
1 Brazilian
1 Chinese
1 Malaysian chick
1 Malaysian post-op Tranny

all whores except for the daytona beach stripper... she's an ex-gf...

im going to boring old home tomorrow.... Bangkok...


hahahaaaa eat me, suckasss!

suckass!!!!

and how many std's is that? hahahaha

What an accomplishment.....lol

they have this new thing called condoms.... ya know, something your DAD should have worn?


(just joking, i just couldnt hold it back... i love you like a fat kid loves cake... and i wanna bang fletch with you in the room.)

i hope you didnt screw the trannys sicko

Well Done! :1orglaugh

i don't ever lie schmuck..

hahaha

DAMN

:1orglaugh

well alright :1orglaugh

nice work green dick

FYI: New study shows venereal warts can be transmitted through condoms. So good luck.

you don't get laid much, do ya?

condoms don't keep your balls from dragging all over everything, please tell me you tucked those puppies in when you rolled it on. :winkwink:

there like viruses, find a way to protect against them and they get round it :1orglaugh

Get laid plenty just to one woman though. She is my wife :glugglug

Next question.

that would explain your prudeness.... go get fucked..

Very intelligent response....must have been in the Marine Corp..

let's scrog

RESPECT!!!

Not today

from all the places in Thailand you pick Bangkok ?

I have nothing against Bangkok but you should pick Phuket or Pattaya :thumbsup

nice tour. good touch to add in the tranny

you apparently havent travelled within thailand much... i go to pattaya 2 weekends per month, 45 minute taxi ride... 18$ ride.... phuket? tourist trap and overprices... bangkok, has all the 5 star restuarants, hotels, embassies, clubs, etc...

Herpes is not always protected by condoms.. Your balls can be smackin against them buggers and you get a nice surprise later..

Good luck on that kman..

ive already got herpes...


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What is that like to have pus filled lesions?

Hopefully your outbreaks are spread far apart.

saran wrap :thumbsup

i take plenty of valtrex so they're repressed... at first it was nasty and very itchy

can we scrog now?

I was merely pointing that shit out for the rest of the fucktards who think a condom is a protect all solution for std's..

If you've really got hsv then you are already aware of what precautions you need to take.. I learned alot about this shit from all the cross contamination classes I had to take to become a tattoo artist...

translation: you have herpes


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Condoms spoil the fun

I travelled in thailand a lot man, by train, plain, taxi, bus what ever. I been in a lot of cities Chiang Mai, Bangkok, Phuket, Pattaya, Koa Sok ( Sarut tani )

I like bangkok as city but not to live in, Allthough i saw some villas just outside bangkok and those were awesome.

Phuket might be a tourist trap.. but i really like that the most.
I liked Phuket Fantasy a lot, but if you live there you wont visit that every week either, mabye once a year.

Lol.. nah man, I know someone who does have hpv though... I would admit if I did have them myself... Cuz I really wouldn't give a fuck if people knew.. I had to sit through hours of classed on hpv.. You can get that shit from a manicurest.. on your fingernail beds n shit.. Something I never knew....

But anyways.. hope you had fun on your sex romp...

now that's kinky. :Graucho

did you let any of them piss in your hand or have you gotten past that fetish?

hmm how do u know about that?

i had a thai hooker piss on my face a year ago... if that counts..?

well done ²

You got any pics/vids? You can make an exclusive reality paysite out of it :winkwink:

stories get around man, stories get around. I used to kinda know this guy who worked with you. I also heard the story about I think it was a banker, some candy and her ass...lololol

is it worth it