LOL It Is 5.30am And I Almost Got Laid
 

Did say almost, long story short meet this chick out clubbing she came back to my place everything was cool. We were getting it on, and out of the blue she asks me what her name was......

I honestly am fucked up when it comes to names, I meet people ten mins later I forget there name. So when I looked at her dumbfounded she picks her shit up and leaves.


I don't blame her much:) but fuck I did tell her when we hooked up at the club I am hopeless with names.

There has to be others that share my curse.


lol, highlight of the night had to be her hitting a speed sign, yes speed sign out the front of my house.

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I feel your pain bro, Im the same way with names, can't remember them for shit. Im better with faces, but names, forget about it.

haha, way to to finish the deal!

I didn't think they had speed signs over on the island :1orglaugh

smooth

Happend to me. Met this really nice chick. We were hanging out having a good time, doing a little neckin and all this time I'm trying to remember her name. All of a sudden she asked "What is my name?" Long story short went home alone.

you've got it all wrong...

1) call a whore
2) bang her
3) pay her a small amount of money

1 hour later, it's done and you can start working again and not have to bullshit some skank...

what is wrong with people wasting their time and money on regular skanks?

Haha better luck next time...cause almost doesn't count

lol, I am great with names, a bit off with faces though

There was an episode of Seinfeld about that...

You should of answer that " Princess" was fitting here like a glove... Maybe it would have been OK.

:1orglaugh

That was great, better luck next time :winkwink:

lol

close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

you either do or ya don't.. and you DIDNT!!! lol

I hate it when that happens better luck next time

:D nice story

better luck next time

OWNED!

she wanted to know if she was special to you, since you dont remember names normally you might have remembered hers and it would have been enough for her to fuck you :winkwink:

that happened to me once, i could not think of this hoes name, so i said, "soooo, hey, how do you spell your name?" thank god it wasnt something easy, so she would say "just like it sounds" or some crap.

it was e-r-i-n .

filing that one away for future usage.. lol

good story :thumbsup don't worry you'll get laid sooner or later :winkwink:

lol, Not at Hamilton Island yet Steve I leave Tuesday at 7am mind you.

In retrospect I am kinda glad I didn't screw her, but it's easy to say when you didn't get any.

;)

Don't worry, in a couple of years, the "almost got laid" stories will be boring enough for you to stop bragging about it.

Especially here..

The only exception is Sleazydream, he's still at the "Almost Got Laid" stage. Even at 31 years old.

Hahaha that was smooth ... you should have least have guessed something.

I'm the same . When I go out, I know at least 1/3 of the club ... but there are always people that come to me that I don't remember at all ... If they'd ask if I know their names I'd be fucked up .

ROFL

Definitly ... Sex is like air, as long as you get some you don't talk about it.

same shit here bro! same shit here....
just get offended and tell her why the fuck is she giving you tests? :1orglaugh

welcome to the club