The redhead
 

The Red Head

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out
of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.

Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . . . "




Wait for it. ...


















It's coming.
























The suspense is killing you, isn't it?





















She says :



"You just happened to catch my eye. "


(oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them! )

:glugglug :helpme

Admit it. You got wood.

A very suspence movie!!

hahah kinda funny but i heard funnier jokes

Letdown kinda..

It's known as a groaner.

Although I remember laughing my ass off on jokes like this as a kid, I remember some long ass joke/story lasting about 5 minutes about this and that and you're supposed to get the secret info from this old man, you're hoping it's the punchline and of course the old man dies at the end..and so does the joke hehe

I once killed a man just to watch him die because he told me a joke like that.