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BloodFart 03-11-2004 07:34 PM

Straight males
 
You are stranded on an island for 15 years, you need to fuck something, you even carved a hole in some driftwood, one day a man and his dog wash ashore, which would you fuck?

Juicy D. Links 03-11-2004 07:37 PM

your mother

bestwaysex 03-11-2004 07:46 PM

i dont think i would get that desperate to fuck a man or a dog... ever

Col. Beauford D. Horton 03-11-2004 07:47 PM

This is the shittiest poll in the history of internet polls.

reynold 03-11-2004 07:47 PM

the coconut tree!

Ic3m4nZ 03-11-2004 07:48 PM

None i'd just wait 15 years..

Spunky 03-11-2004 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Col. Beauford D. Horton
This is the shittiest poll in the history of internet polls.
Agreed,,Only Homo's think this way :BangBang:

Sarah_Jayne 03-11-2004 07:54 PM

sometimes I pity insanely straight people

Rorschach 03-11-2004 08:26 PM

You forgot to mention whether the dog is male or female...

I'd fuck it either way.

cherrylula 03-11-2004 08:31 PM

sounds like a hot reality site :Graucho

gay beasty isle

BloodFart 03-11-2004 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
sometimes I pity insanely straight people
Missing out on all that feltching and fisting.. damn!

Fletch XXX 03-11-2004 09:31 PM

seriously.

i fucking love your nick man.

BloodFart.

fucking nice.

cheers man.

:glugglug

Illicit 03-11-2004 09:32 PM

I wouldnt fuck the man, and I would be afraid of the dog biting my dick off, so I would just beat off.

MrIzzz 03-11-2004 09:33 PM

i would smother my ass with coconut milk and let the dog toss my salad

Vitasoy 03-11-2004 09:34 PM

I'll just use my left hand :winkwink:

BloodFart 03-11-2004 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i would smother my ass with coconut milk and let the dog toss my salad
Figures mcguyver would be on gfy to fuck up the poll :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DreamCumTrue 03-11-2004 09:36 PM

The man, I'm allowed.

Joetanto 03-11-2004 09:37 PM

no. I would let a guy suck em off for 500k though, if I could close my eyes

Sarah_Jayne 03-11-2004 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BloodFart


Missing out on all that feltching and fisting.. damn!

yeah because all non-straight people do is fist each other :helpme

BloodFart 03-11-2004 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc


yeah because all non-straight people do is fist each other :helpme

Dont forget enema's, shit play, and asseating.

skiv 03-11-2004 10:16 PM

Humm.. very interestin'

Sarah_Jayne 03-11-2004 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BloodFart


Dont forget enema's, shit play, and asseating.

had a lot of gay sex, then?

Fletch XXX 03-11-2004 10:24 PM

i feel the presence of the Dogg.

:glugglug

BloodFart 03-11-2004 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc


had a lot of gay sex, then?

Actually no, i voted for the dog.

Sarah_Jayne 03-11-2004 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
i feel the presence of the Dogg.

:glugglug

yah think?

sumphatpimp 03-11-2004 10:31 PM

after 15 years you would be very paranoid and would not desire sex.


I would kill and eat both.


just as you or anyone else would.

Mr. Marks 03-11-2004 10:34 PM

the straight male, man.

BloodFart 03-12-2004 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
after 15 years you would be very paranoid and would not desire sex.


I would kill and eat both.


just as you or anyone else would.

Ya but you'd fuck the dog first.. admit it

boris77 03-12-2004 07:14 AM

15 years is a long time..but you always have a hand... :)

So FUCK the dog and the man...!!!! LOL

Repetitive Monkey 03-12-2004 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
sometimes I pity insanely straight people
Is it insane to not be sexually aroused in the least by people of the same gender or dogs? :eek7 :eek7 :321GFY


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