Fayner Can Write
 

Scott Fayner can write, very amusing stuff he does on the porn industry. Think he has a novel in him somewhere. Thought Luke did but Luke is more interested in interviewing mainstream Hollywood has beens.

sadly this little satirical piece is pretty much true for all but a few.


http://www.lukeford.com/line-o-coke.jpg

chum Sweet La Tipsy from Beantown, that being Boston, emailed this to me today. And I grew up only getting to play with my parent's roach clips and wine jugs.

But seriously, any porn gal dreaming of becoming a member of the pay-for-lay video business should go out and get this. You'll eventually need one when you're out of work boyfriend needs another hobby besides beating you senseless for buying the wrong Playstation game. It's an activity everyone can enjoy.

Every good skin trade honey's got a habit. Some hide it, some don't. Be one of them that wears your addiction to narcotics proudly and loudly. No one will think you're a bad person. It's a good way to get in tight with the directors too. I don't wanna say any names, but this one time I was skiing and I saw some asshole and I thought about how I wanted to Kris cross behind him and Kram a Ski up his rectum. Oh, did I give up too much information? I'm just kidding anyway...I've never been skiing.

Anyhoo, The Line-O-Coke is a must have for the naive small town chick who wants to make a strong first impression on the porno circuit. It can even be attached to the arm of any make up chair for those really bad days. Don't mess with them hard to use bullets and folded up paper methods. Start at the front of the line. You'll feel better about yourself, never oversleep for a job and double anal will be a breeze 'cause your body will be a constantly numb twig.

I wish I was a mislead chick beginning the whacky CIRQUE DU SO-LAY DANCE of Lost Hope right about now knowing this product exists.

Side effects include not being able to blink (which may become a nuisance when a pack of European fags, I mean, straight porn performers, blow repugnant load after repugnant load into your eye), stuffed up nose (bummer when you're balls-deep on a 9 incher and the guy won't let your head go), lose of appetite (great for those anal days when eating before hand creates a huge shit mess on someone's bed) and complete insanity.

this is classic

You'll eventually need one when you're out of work boyfriend needs another hobby besides beating you senseless for buying the wrong Playstation game.

:1orglaugh excellent