My gawd Holly.... what has gotten into you!
 

Holly 3/10/2004 3:01 AM Hey there good lookin!

iwantchixx 3/10/2004 3:01 AM Hi... umh.. Can I help you?

Holly 3/10/2004 3:02 AM Yeah, Could you tell me something?

iwantchixx 3/10/2004 3:02 AM ok...

Holly 3/10/2004 3:02 AM and be honnest with me?

iwantchixx 3/10/2004 3:02 AM Sure..

Holly 3/10/2004 3:02 AM Why is it every time we make love.. My hoo-hoo looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise and smells like cod liver oil?

iwantchixx 3/10/2004 3:03 AM Well.... You get me so hot that I blow a pretty big load. AS for the smell I have no clue... I don't eat THAT much fish.

Holly 3/10/2004 3:03 AM Yeah.. I understand that... but why do my lips look like dog gums too?

iwantchixx 3/10/2004 3:04 AM not my fault you refuse to shower for weeks after we make love. I know you like my man jizm and all but it's unsanitary to not clean up my man spunk for that long.

I have nothing insightful to add to this thread but I'll post anyway.

I smell drama :eatmouse

Better than being totally silent I supose.

cum smells like FISH!

Better than smelling cod liver oil right?

:glugglug

wtf????? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I went to cook rice, came back, scrolled down the board and got this. Sorry, but I ain't NEVER referred to anything of mine as a "hoo-hoo". I think you got me confused with some of those "show me your boobs" girls you been messin' with. ;-}

Oh come on now... don't lie to these good people Holly! I thought you were better than that girl...

Holly 3/10/2004 4:02 AM Holy fuck Chris... why did you tell them this about me?

iwantchixx 3/10/2004 4:02 AM I dunno... cause you refuse to put out when it's convinient for me.. it's always when YOU want it!!!

Holly 3/10/2004 4:02 AM Well if you promise to NEVER reveal these things about me again I'll see what I can do to let you take control... but holy fuck man... that was personal!!!!!

iwantchixx 3/10/2004 4:02 AM Sorry...

Holly 3/10/2004 4:02 AM Do this again and I will go see Sly for some lovin instead of you.. Got it?

iwantchixx 3/10/2004 4:03 AM ....meh.. go ahead. I'm sure another webmistress around these parts is into spooning too! No skin off my back!

TALKKK

:1orglaugh

Cod liver oil is alright but there's nothing like a pair of titties :Graucho

oh boy, drama's coming in....

I smell something

That tart. No wonder she's got a stinky minge.

My dick is massive

Hey now, he posted those logs on the internet, so obviously it must be true.

But never forget.. her ass hole is still pink. At least 'til next time..

Finally... someone who understands the true power of the internet!

show me your hoo-hoo

Gross :1orglaugh

Everybody in this thread can kiss my pink asshole.

Don't make me start posting stuff. Especially pictures.

Quick, somebody photoshop a bulldog's mouth to a human pussy with mayonaise curdling out of it!

You better post a pic of your asshole to prove that it's pink. I heard it was really poo-brown. :uhoh

What the hell IS a hoo-hoo?? Isn't that some kind of snack cake??? :1orglaugh

You wouldn't DARE do that!

I got a brand new picture tonight that I can post. You want me to? Just say the word. ];-}

We like pictures :thumbsup

Ha ha ha! That is so funny! Holly beat the man up!

You know I can go tit for tat. :Graucho

I still love Sly. I'll crop his head off so they can't tell which guy it is you have bent over.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

She doesn't have the guts to post any pics :) I'll show her... next time.. her ASS will be eating mayonaise!

"Somebody" needs to step away from the brandy. I think you've met your quota for the evening. :1orglaugh

NEVER!

:glugglug

I'm all clear of my brandy now.

Thanks so much for bumping this thread. May it forever serve as a monument to your drunken tardedness. :drinkup

Here is where you are wrong. I only had 3 shots of brandy and had no buzz. You can call it 'see I can make up fake logs too'