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mastamindz 03-10-2004 11:46 AM

detoxicification / Internal body cleansing...
 
Anyone ever try this? Sounds creepy... Should I try it?

LauraLee 03-10-2004 11:47 AM

please do, and report back. it's something i have been interested in for sometime. keep a sista posted!

mastamindz 03-10-2004 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by LauraLee
please do, and report back. it's something i have been interested in for sometime. keep a sista posted!
Im heading over to the health store today and Im gonna check it out :thumbsup

tayloryum 03-10-2004 03:02 PM

this is the detox that robin quivers from howard stern did. she apparently lost a ton of weight and felt the best she's ever felt in her life. i guess you drink this all day for 1-2 days per month:

Master Cleanser
Two tbsp. lemon or lime juice (1/2 lemon)
2 tbsps of pure grade B maple syrup
1/10 tsp. cayenne pepper (red) or to taste
12 oz of purified water (very warm)
Combine ingredients and drink.

You many double the recipe and fill a large thermos bottle and drink all day long.

This will help purify the liver.

Dissolves and eliminates toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
Cleanses the kidneys and the digestive system
Purifies the glands and cells
Eliminates all unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
Builds a healthy blood stream
Relieves pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels
Fasting for 1-2 days a month on this drink can be very cleansing and rejuvenating.

The Master Cleanser drink has no fiber, so it is necessary to use a herbal laxative twice a day. This will help to remove the waste as it is being shed from the colon wall. Otherwise, the waste will stay in the body leading to tiredness and other problems. We suggest using a herbal laxative tea.

mastamindz 03-10-2004 03:27 PM

I just picked this up

http://www.wildrose.com/products/specialty/6436.htm

12 days of eating certain foods, and eliminating most. As well as taking 4 different herbs 4 times daily and a laxitive to flush the system.

Wish me luck :thumbsup

angeleyes 03-10-2004 03:35 PM

I would try it but I can't force myself to drink hot liquids other than soup and I can't hold down anything that doesn't taste good to me.

rip raster 03-10-2004 03:37 PM

Fuck the detoxification, get intoxicated you'll have more fun :winkwink:

TweetyBird 03-10-2004 03:38 PM

I say give it a try :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 03-10-2004 03:39 PM

Coffee Enemas 2x per month cleanses me

I feel rejuvenated afterwards.

Juicy D. Links 03-10-2004 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by angeleyes
I would try it but I can't force myself to drink hot liquids other than soup and I can't hold down anything that doesn't taste good to me.
I got something HOT here that will taste good to you :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho


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